Results for: no fucks to give
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Gouda Have It: Staycation Cheese Plates, Because Cheese
When you’re Staycationing, a cheese plate is a wonderful thing whether you’re hosting company or you plan to eat that entire board all by your fucking self (I support you in this).
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Pretty Much Every Manischewitz Product, Ranked
“It’s like biting into a decorative soap. Whoever decided this was an acceptable form of dessert was a sadist of the highest order. If anyone ever offers you one of these items, escape immediately; this person is trying to kill you.”
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28 Delicious Things to Put on Toast, Champion of Breakfast & Beyond
Warning: There will be crumbs.
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Sunday Top Ten: Heartwarming Midwestern and Southern Restaurant Chains I Miss
Nobody does breakfast like Bob Evans.
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22 Recipes for the Great Caper
I hope this accumulation of caper recipes will ignite or otherwise invigorate your love for capers, or at the very least give you an excuse to make a lot of detective puns in the kitchen.
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Get Baked: Homemade Gingerbread for all Your Festive Needs
“At some point, probably around the time I became a surly teenager and wanted something of my very own to craft and control and create, I decided to start making gingerbread too. At first this was just something I did alone, but gradually my younger brother began helping me, then my older brother, and it kind of became a tradition by accident.”
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30 Goat Cheese Recipes That Are the Greatest Of All Time
“Have you ever done the Would You Rather where the first option is to live in a small apartment with your two worst enemies in your least favorite city for ten years, and the other is to have a goat within a ten-foot radius of your body for the rest of your life? Well I would pick the goat every time, partly because I think I would get used to the goat and that it would be more tolerable than ten years with those two in Las Vegas, but mostly because it means I’d have a perpetual source of goat’s milk, which would then give me access to endless goat cheese.”
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Do You Take Sugar With That: Coffee Shop Stories and Barista Crushes
Happy National Coffee Day!
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40 Recipes For All Your Mermaid Rainbow Aesthetic Needs
Sometimes I like my food the way that I enjoy my sexuality: unnatural.
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Sober in the City: How to Brunch Like a Sober Boss
It also turns out that I’m a foodie and love brunching sober because I get to focus and spend more money on the actual food! (Pizza and Oreos are NOT theeeeee best combination of food I’ve eeeeeeever eaten. That was the vodka talking.)
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Drinking My Way Through Texas: A Beer Diary of Sorts
I can’t tell you about the head or what it has “notes” of. But I can tell you about some beers I really enjoyed, a few I didn’t, and the things that happened along the way.
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32 Zucchini Recipes That Are More Exciting Than Zucchini Bread
Zucchini is delicious. It deserves a better home than in that boring zucchini bread.
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Stephanie Goldfarb of “America’s Best Cook” Will Make You A Steak: The Autostraddle Interview
“So what would you make me for breakfast if we had just slept together for the first time, but you already knew you loved me and wanted to impress me and feed me into becoming your wife? Hypothetically.”
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10 Things You Can Do to Cook Like a Champ: Not-So-Secret Secrets From America’s Best Cook
Cooking food that is delicious and beautiful isn’t really that hard. Here’s ten tips to help you out!
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Essential Brunch Recipes: Fluffy Pancakes, Home Fries and a Bacon Bloody Mary
It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna diiiiie!
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48 Ways To Eat All The Peanut Butter
Confessions of a peanut butter fanatic.
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Liquor In The Tonic: Four Spring Twists on the Traditional Gin and Tonic
There is no drink simpler than a gin and tonic. Which means it’s the perfect opportunity to (easily) get a little fancy.
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22 Ways To Eat Soba Noodles Forever
For the week ahead: a whole bunch of ways to eat soba noodles, because soba noodles are delicious.
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2014’s Going to Be Different, Starting With My Kitchen
I can’t promise I’ll go to the gym, but I can promise myself that I’ll go to my kitchen.
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From Groats to Oats: Everything You Didn’t Know You Could Do With Your Boring Breakfast
Cereal, bagels, yogurt, breakfast bars, toast and smoothies all have their place in the Breakfast World, but I’m firmly in Camp Oatmeal.