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19 Popcorn Recipes for Popcorn Gals and Popcorn Pals
“Once in college I ate popcorn for seven straight meals. That’s over two days of nothing but popcorn.”
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Liquor In The Tough Times: The Fortitude Martini
The performance of luxury is more important to me than ever. Plus you can channel your anger into rimming a glass.
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How To Cook Vegducken (Or: How to Spend Thanksgiving Heartsick and Far From Home)
“I get up off the floor, reach for a long, heavy leek and a cutting board and my favorite knife, its weight in my palm like an amulet. I feel like a stranger in my own life, but I have seven hours and eight dishes left. There is work to be done.”
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Top 10 Foods We’re Not Ashamed to Eat In Public as Fat People
“I will lick that shit out of any allegedly “empty” sauce container of aioli regardless of its size in comparison to my tongue and how many people watch in horror or confusion when I refuse to let its gelatinous goodness remain clinging to the sides of its serving dish where it would otherwise remain unused, unwanted and unappreciated.”
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5 Cooking Tips From A Former Kitchen Gadget Engineer
Working for four and a half years in the quality department at a kitchen gadget company has left me with some strong opinions about proper cooking prep.
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Sew You Want to Learn to Sew: All About Sewing Machines
Ready to start sewing? You’re gonna need one of these — let’s figure out what you should be looking for.
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I Reclaimed Christmas With DIY Gifting: Here’s 6 Ways You Can Too
“As an adult, when I was presented with the option of creating my own Christmas traditions with my partner, my instinct was to completely ignore the holiday altogether… I also knew that I didn’t want to partake in the mad shopping frenzy that the holiday season had become famous for. So I started racking my brain for fun, easy DIYs that I could create in bulk for Christmas gifts.”
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Menu For My Date With Lamia: Five Hearty Homemade Soups
She looked me up and down and told me I had magnificent hair. So I told her she had a beautiful tail. She told me she liked my scar. I told her I liked her, and would she like to have dinner with me sometime? “Yesss,” she replied. The following evening she came to my apartment and I fed her five different homemade soups.
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Nomadic Living in Unusual Spaces: The Kit
Calling all wandering queers! I’ve written you a survival guide for the next time you’re trying to move onto someone’s back porch.
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Pretty Much Every Manischewitz Product, Ranked
“It’s like biting into a decorative soap. Whoever decided this was an acceptable form of dessert was a sadist of the highest order. If anyone ever offers you one of these items, escape immediately; this person is trying to kill you.”
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Is Gin The Worst?
“If you want to make people feel kinda weird or sad for you, just pour some gin in a glass or bowl and dip watermelon chunks in it and eat it while you watch home improvement shows on a saturday afternoon.​”
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Liquor In The Netflix: Drinks for Orange Is The New Black
I tried to keep this pretty exclusively gay (though I did think about doing a “Larry,” which was just to get the saddest, plainest beer and drink it straight from the can while frowning).
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Liquor on the Mountain: Our Whiskey Tasting Line Up
It’s that time of year again. The time of year when we get a bunch of people at A-Camp to go in on a few bottles of whiskey and we all taste them together and talk about how great whiskey is. And, as with every tasting we do, we encourage you to follow along at home!
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Liquor In the L Word: A Cocktail Recipe Round-Up
I couldn’t find a drink called “The Power Suit” and I kind of want to invent that now?
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Skittle-Infused Vodka: Taste the Rainbow!
The gayest vodka drink on the block.
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If You Love Beets And You Know It, Clap Your Red-Stained Hands
How could you not love a vegetable that makes you think you got a UTI?
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High Femme: Queer Cannabis Culture and Edibles
Sometimes the clearest heads prevail in the cloudiest of rooms. And when it gets too smoky, don’t be scared. Be open, be vulnerable and embrace who you are. Because you are a beautiful, unique, stoned little snowflake and your time has come.
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Make A Thing: Paper Mache Hot Air Balloons
I want to subtitle this post: Because why the eff not.
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Ode to My Pantry: Garlic Scapes
Summer’s here so I finally get to eat in the daylight. Why not celebrate with my favourite summer offering?
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Make A Thing: So Many Handmade Valentines!
Handmade Valentine’s Day Cards to replace anything you were thinking of buying from a grocery store.