Nature is healing.

Does anyone know what’s happening.

“Something I’m curious about is if straight coupling has always stood on a foundation of contempt. “

“To everyone’s credit, something they never tell you about as a child is the metaphorical cowboy snowman ready to do the devil’s bidding in a marriage, so who, really, is to blame here?”

Siri, play “The Despair in a Man’s Eyes (Ft. Woman’s Euphoric Denial)” at full volume.

It’s dark in here and I’m scared!

As always: is anyone okay?

The holidays have come and gone, but straight people? Oh, they’re still here. More than ever.

Guess who are still not okay?

Is reading nonfiction case histories of women who love too much really what I want to do with my one wild and precious life?

Heterosexual tomfoolery round up!

A mini-edition of “Straight People Watch.” Also, Roxane Gay’s favorite things of 2019, menstrual cups can save you, and the history of Playboy’s first black cover girl.

The Bachelor is essentially just a weekly dose of Straight People Watch — but this season, for the first time in franchise history, a queer relationship between two women will be featured on-screen.

“I think maybe TikTok thinks I am a gay man.”

“Could you not have shipped out some PPE before we read this article? I just spit out my tea laughing, and probably infected the tomato plants.”

Discovering my queerness blew my world wide open, upended my expectations and left me with a clean slate to fill in as I pleased, holding on to the parts I wanted to keep, and discarding the ones I didn’t. And somehow, against all odds, I think that’s exactly what’s happened with Selling Sunset.

This week on NSFW Sunday: erotic hand signalling, outdated traditions, sexy indie rock girls, and the “Trans Women Safer Sex Guide.”

I do not find my obsessions — they find me.

Some funny stuff, some serious stuff, and some funny yet serious stuff. A moody party, indeed.

If you’re an emotional queer who believes in ghosts and wishes Queer Eye was spookier, then wow is this the show for you!