There is no right or wrong way to be in a long-distance relationship — maybe you thrive on independence or maybe you just need cuddles at night. Here are some of my protips on how to make it work and when to know that it’s over.
Why does this shit always happen to me?
The first installment in Autostraddle’s OkCupid Series! Take a chance, meet some people who simply want more queers in their lives.
“She is often horny after working out. I’m often horny after drinking while she is working out, so we are a perfect match.”
“The further away I got, the clearer it became. She had been my first serious girlfriend after a succession of boyfriends, and I was more in love than I had ever been before. But the relationship stretched and accommodated behavior I likely would have never taken from a man.”
Safer oral sex is healthier, sexier, and is likely to improve the quality of your life in general.
You were never just dating a cute woman. You were dating a cute woman who is also someone’s daughter, granddaughter, bubeleh, mija, etc.
You and your ex are going to the same social event? You should probs read this first.
There is a “New York Magazine” issue dedicated entirely to boning. Did you know? And guess what? It’s not entirely about heterosexuals in missionary position–there are so many more perspectives than that.
” She is totally naked, and I’m still basically fully clothed. Her bedroom is not air-conditioned.”
In which we discuss if and when you need to tell a partner about your eating disorder.
“Sex with a woman for me has involved pressing mound of Venus against mound of Venus on each other’s leg.”
Your parents don’t know what to say, your girlfriend wants to take things slow, and also you’re a virgin who can probably drive.
“From midday until 2 pm, during the hours of greatest heat, when all are in this condition and the mistress falls asleep on the sofa… all the girls, without one exception, masturbate themselves.”
Nikki Hearts loves Mötley Crüe, her girlfriend, and taco trucks. Also, she’s really cute and makes porn!
An alarmingly relevant speed dating experience for queer ladies in NYC.
“I keep asking her for more, more, more, until her fist is 98 percent inside of me. I’m not happy with myself for not being able to take the last 2 percent.”
I don’t even have a news peg for this.
“Give her time, give her love and support and when she’s ready to whack the rainbow flag bumper sticker on her car, then she will.”
“Memories of how much fun we used to have getting smashed and smashing one another with fingers and tongues and dildos fill my mind.”