In my first installment of How To Keep A Girl For Ten Years, I explore the notion of solidarity through individualism, selflessness and creativity!
Everyone is at this party. EVERYONE.
“I’ve figured out is that it’s not so much how I present it’s what I do. And I finally learned how to casually flirt with people with an eyebrow raise or a smile or a wink, which elicits this response of “I see you and I wink back.””
You want to touch them, smell them and, if you’re me, bite their ear. Why don’t the forces of geography and physics rally to both your cries and fold the world up like origami until the front doors of your homes kiss?
Nothing, and I mean nothing, feels as nice as stainless steel on your asshole.
Because every day should be International Fisting Day.
I don’t even have words for how great this vibrator is.
“4. Beaver cake.”
How to tie someone up when you don’t know how to tie someone up.
Where to go and what to do when you want to ditch that vibrator and find a good helping hand.
A standard electric pink g-spot vibrator with a twist.
Researchers wanted to find out if physical and/or psychosocial differences are predictive of hand-holding habits when gender is no longer a factor.
We are going down… on vaginas.
She’s coming over for a hangout. And she’s bringing an eighth of OG Kush.
Perhaps could be more accurately titled “what bitches think about bisexuals.”
Because you can’t just say nothing before hanging up the phone.
So. Many. Cute. People. In. Love.
The Center for Sexual Pleasure and Health has your back.
At 1.5 lbs, this stainless steel wand will rock your G-Spot world.
“When one of my lovers said that she wished she had an instruction manual for my body, I took that and responded to it pretty literally.”