“Memories of how much fun we used to have getting smashed and smashing one another with fingers and tongues and dildos fill my mind.”
“5. I’m kind of glad you still have that scar from when my dog bit you.”
Your focus shouldn’t be ‘Is she straight or gay?’. Wondering about that leads to madness, drunk phone calls and other forms of hot messery.
“Minority youths are really just more violent than white ones. Seriously, you can’t argue with the news.”
This is a poem about kissing.
50 super-sexy curvy ladies in various states of undress for your Sunday night special.
Once upon a time I married a man, had kids, and realized I was a lesbian. Here’s what happened and what I wish somebody had told me at the time.
You live in a world with a person who once treated you like crap, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be super happy! With special guest: a raccoon.
That’s it, I’m dating myself.
What to do when a temporary situation starts looking like a permanent personality trait.
May-December (or even May-October) romances can present occasional challenges, they can also be awesome.
Advice for people who have HPV, boobs and a lack of autonomy. This one’s kinda long so you may need to grab a snack. THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.
In which you need your girlfriend to know you’re not about to leave her for a dude.
“Two or three things I know, two or three things I know for sure, and one of them is that if we are not beautiful to each other, we cannot know beauty in any form.”
Welcome to the mainstream, for better or worse.
Rachel’s Team Pick: Finally, something to do with all your ex’s stuff.
Remember that time we told you 60% of heterosexual women were attracted to other women? Yeah that’s not true and it’s one of many numbers/statistics we’ll be discussing today!!
“Like if the physical, emotional and cerebral feelings of cuddling were smashed together and then spread across your bed.”
This Just In: I’m a Lesbian Pillow Princess, I Married a Lesbian and “My First Time”!
Want to check the mimicry between you and your romantic interest? There’s an app for that.