Queer Horoscopes for August 2019: Leo Season Brings Flowers, Honey, Glitter, Leather
Leo season is arriving in full lushness. It’s time to come out again.
Sex + Relationships
What We Love and Hate About Dating Leos
“I’ve dated several Leos and they were all very mean to me!!!!”
25 Questions to Make Conversation with on a First Date
A relatable icon for adult dating is Real Women Have Curves’ Ana García bringing index cards of conversation topics to her first date.
5 Things to Know About Dating Again After Your Gay Breakup
I’m not saying this summer will necessarily be a Summer of Breakups again — although it’s true there are two eclipses in Cancer season this year, yikes — but if you do find yourself suddenly among our number, I and many others are here to tell you that some semblance of a love life does exist on the other side of breakups, even if it doesn’t feel like it right now.
Yes, Virginia, You Can Date Your Best Friend You’re Secretly in Love With (At Least, In Theory)
Someone has gotta make the first move, or you’re gonna spend the rest of your life hyper-aware of the fact that two centimeters of your outer thighs are touching as you sit next to each other rigidly on the sofa watching Masterchef Junior.
Queer Horoscopes for July 2019: How Your Sign’s Navigating Security and Vulnerability Through July’s Eclipses
The best way to resolve relationship anxiety isn’t what you think this month, as the eclipses show us what’s been hidden.
Queer Sex Coven: Stoner’s Seduction
This one goes out to all the horny stoner witches and the poor souls who love us (or will after they smoke our magick rose joints).
So You Want To Get Back Together With Your Ex
Rumor has it you and your ex have found yourself potentially back in your feelings and might be considering dating again. Okay! Interesting! You do you, babe! I’m sure you’re fielding a whole lot of questions and judgements right now, depending on the situation, and probably could use some light guidance without judgement.
16 Ways to Grow Closer to Your Boo Without Actually Moving in Together
“Whatever, it’s fine. Give them your kidney. Then take one of their kidneys. It’s a kidney swap.”
5 Relationship Lessons from Lesbian Movies Past and Present
We have more movies about lesbian and bisexual women than ever before; they’re not necessarily always realistic, but can still bring us meaningful and constructive relationship truths, regardless of how far removed from our real lives their plots are, or how many falcons they contain.
5 Ways to Send the First Tinder Message That Aren’t Just Saying “Hey There”
Much like how a bio should be written with the goal of giving a hottie something to react to, a first message should be easy to reply to and easy to move the conversation forward from! What does one say to “hey” aside from “hey,” or on a sunny day, “hey!” I ask of you.
YES NO MAYBE: Intergalactic Aliens and Magical Dildos
140 FUCKIN’ THRUSTS PER MINUTE
Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Womanizer Premium
Almost everyone I have spoken to who has tried the Womanizer Premium agrees on two things: the name is fucking awful and the device is fucking fantastic. I would agree.
Chill or Be Chilled: 10 First Date Ideas for When You Want to Keep It Casual
Coffee and drinks are easy, but why stick to what’s easy? Get creative, but not so elaborate that your date thinks you’re madly in love with them and about to propose.
50 Ways to Leave Your (Lesbian) Lover
12. Sometimes Love Doesn’t Win, Quinn
Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Geode Dildo
I wish this Aggro Crag were maybe just a smidgen less aggro.
Articles Published on The Toast That I Later Learned Were About Me, a Partial List
“Looking back the flirtation was sort of obvious? Danny characterized the general tone as ‘I wanted you to know I didn’t speak French, but that I was still smart.'”
10 Cute Daytime Dates for Spring and Beyond
In defense of daytime dates: they rule.
For Your Consideration: 30 Slightly Unhinged Post-Breakup Activities That Aren’t Actually That Bad
Embrace a little chaos without getting in trouble with your therapist.
A Rose by Any Other Name: The Arguments for Dating Someone with the Same Name as You
“Honestly I love myself, and I think I’m super hot.”