You and your ex are going to the same social event? You should probs read this first.
There is a “New York Magazine” issue dedicated entirely to boning. Did you know? And guess what? It’s not entirely about heterosexuals in missionary position–there are so many more perspectives than that.
” She is totally naked, and I’m still basically fully clothed. Her bedroom is not air-conditioned.”
In which we discuss if and when you need to tell a partner about your eating disorder.
“Sex with a woman for me has involved pressing mound of Venus against mound of Venus on each other’s leg.”
Your parents don’t know what to say, your girlfriend wants to take things slow, and also you’re a virgin who can probably drive.
“From midday until 2 pm, during the hours of greatest heat, when all are in this condition and the mistress falls asleep on the sofa… all the girls, without one exception, masturbate themselves.”
Nikki Hearts loves Mötley Crüe, her girlfriend, and taco trucks. Also, she’s really cute and makes porn!
An alarmingly relevant speed dating experience for queer ladies in NYC.
“I keep asking her for more, more, more, until her fist is 98 percent inside of me. I’m not happy with myself for not being able to take the last 2 percent.”
I don’t even have a news peg for this.
“Give her time, give her love and support and when she’s ready to whack the rainbow flag bumper sticker on her car, then she will.”
“Memories of how much fun we used to have getting smashed and smashing one another with fingers and tongues and dildos fill my mind.”
“5. I’m kind of glad you still have that scar from when my dog bit you.”
Your focus shouldn’t be ‘Is she straight or gay?’. Wondering about that leads to madness, drunk phone calls and other forms of hot messery.
“Minority youths are really just more violent than white ones. Seriously, you can’t argue with the news.”
This is a poem about kissing.
Once upon a time I married a man, had kids, and realized I was a lesbian. Here’s what happened and what I wish somebody had told me at the time.
You live in a world with a person who once treated you like crap, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be super happy! With special guest: a raccoon.
That’s it, I’m dating myself.
What to do when a temporary situation starts looking like a permanent personality trait.