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Orange is the New Black Episode 504 Review: Does Litchfield Have Talent??
Angie announces, “I’m the jefe now!” with one of the harshest American “j” sounds ever and decides there will be a talent show and the guard/hostages will perform. So, we know where this is going.
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 311 Recap: I Can Do Breaking Bad All By Myself
Piper and Alex break up, Pennsatucky breaks down, and Ms. Rosa makes a cameo!
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 312 Recap: The World is a Vampire
After eleventy hundred years of being pregnant, Daya finally has her baby.
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Orange is The New Black Episode 307 Recap: Some Kind Of Fetish Fangirl
Strong brews for everybody!
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Orange is The New Black Episode 310 Recap: There Is A Monster At The End Of This Book
In which things start falling apart.
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 306 Recap: All That Is Gold Does Not Glitter
Chang has a lot of secrets. The main one is she’s a total badass!
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 305 Recap: Fake Acid, Fake Personality Tests and Real Panties
Piper and Alex make plans to be stereotypical lesbeans! Black Cindy gets some new curls. Flaca starts a feelings-war with her homegirls in the kitchen. And everyone fills out their E-Harmony profile together!
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 302 Recap: Bed Bugs Stop The World. World Stop.
Daya’s STILL pregnant. We shouldn’t ever douche with Lysol or let the bed bugs out of our chia poons. Also, sex stuff happened. Bring enough snacks for the group and get in here!
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 301 Recap: All About Your Mothers
IT’S HERE. WE’RE ALL HERE TOGETHER AND IT’S HERE.
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Orange Is The New Black 209 Recap: Later, Sobriety!
Yeah right, like she WASN’T going to drink for those 48 hours of freedom.
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 213 Recap: And I Will Never Finger Her
It’s the season finale of Orange is the New Black, and so much shit is about to go down. Ride with me.
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Orange Is The New Black 207: Comic Sans
“Journalist dude’s mouth says ‘no problem, let me know if you change your mind’ but his face says ‘I AM VRY DISAPPOINTED IN U PIPER U ARE ACTING LIKE SEASON 1 PIPER RN’.” Caputo makes a cameo with a tiny plant.
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Orange is the New Black 204: Let’s Talk About Lorna “Holy Sh*t” Morello
I think Poussey could say she’s invented the toilet brush and y’all would buy yourselves at least six toilet brushes, you would have a room in your house just for toilet brushes.
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Orange is the New Black Episode 205 Recap: Gloria Gloria Hallelujah
Shit is going down in the bathroom, y’all.
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 106 Recap: They Put a Mustache On It
Someday I will write an article comparing this entire show to Harry Potter, but today is not that day.
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 109 Recap: The One Where They Finally Do It
Indeed, they are lesbianing together.
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Orange Is The New Black 101: And There Are Lesbians
Lesbian criminals who are members of an international drug cartel, what the fuck else is up.
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 108 Recap: Gaybies, Gaybies Everywhere
“Red’s husband is like, whoa, free-thinking woman, are you on your period or something? Who let you out of the kitchen?”
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 112 Recap: Typical Lesbian Processing
This episode’s theme is “people are mad at Piper and we don’t really blame them that much” and I know y’all agree.