Results for: love is a lie
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Power Ranking Italian Christmas Cookies
Personally, I think it’s kind of f*cked up how decadent amaretti cookies are.
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Beers I Drank From Ages 14 to 20 That Made Me the ‘Man’ I Am Today
Every punk party — whether it was in Ft. Lauderdale or Lake Worth or North Miami — had the exact same drink options. Either you were drinking Mickey’s or you were doing shots of Jack Daniels.
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One Queer Meathead’s Quest for the Perfect Energy Drink
I’m ranking them here based on whether or not they actually taste like the thing they’re supposed to be.
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10 Beverages That Meant a Lot To Me In the 90s
There is no taste I associate more with being 13 than a lukewarm Clearly Canadian.
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Pansexual Pizza Sluts: Weigh In On The Gayest Agenda
What is the acid on a white pizza anyway?
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5 Breakfasts to Impress Your Hookup Who Unexpectedly Stayed the Night, Dietary Restrictions and All
If you, like me, have incredibly niche neuroses and intensive caretaker concerns that include providing your hook-up a breakfast to remember (or at least sustain themselves), these five quick, low-maintenance, dietary-specification-inclusive recipes are for you.
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20 Single-Serving Recipes, Because Love is a Lie and We All Die Alone
Hello would you like to make food just for yourself today? You totally deserve it.
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For Your Consideration: Eating Seafood With Your Hands
Over the past four years, I fell in love, traveled many places, had my heart broken, unraveled. I also ate a lot of seafood platters. Here are some of them.
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Femme Brûlée: My Perfect Buttermilk Biscuits
I use these biscuits in all the ways. They’re my favorite vessels for breakfast sandwiches and swiping chili bowls but I also eat them hot and plain straight from the pan, or smothered in jelly.
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Things to Bring Your Friends for Their Bars (That Won’t Break the Bank)
You don’t have to break the bank to add to the bar.
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Femme Brûlée: Vegan Apple Cider Cake
All of my favorite foods come into season during the fall, stores carry clothing in all my favorite colors during the fall, people wanna spoon and make out more in the fall before breaking up before the holidays to avoid buying each other gifts. It’s all amazing!
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Femme Brûleé: Vegan Chocolate Icebox Pie
I hope I don’t have to tell you to lick the whisk once you’re done.
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6 Box Wines, Ranked From “Capri-Fun” To “I’ve Had Worse” By 30 Drunk Queers
30+ queers gathered in a room to eat cheese curds and drink box wine. Now I will share the knowledge we obtained with you, because we’re a community and that’s how it works.
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15 Single-Serving Recipes for When You Have the Solo Munchies
For when you have a sudden, undeniable urge for a snack — a single-serving snack. You’re not here to share.
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22 Sandwich Cookies, Ranked
“E.L. Fudge is strictly for children, as no adult can actually eat them with any dignity or hope for their future.”
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Pumpkin Spice Lattes: Brought to You By Brown & Indigenous People
As a smol, Brown consumer of Pumpkin Spice Lattes, I want to make the case that the PSL is *not* the Basic One in that latte-white girl relationship.
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This Is How We Do It: Living That Fresh Bread Lifestyle
This recipe is ideal for people who give just the bare minimum amount of shits about bread baking in relation to the rest of your life.
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A Muggle’s Quest For The Perfect Mug Of (Alcoholic) Butterbeer
I’m not interested in the kiddie theme park variety made of cream soda and syrup from a squeeze bottle; I want hot, alcoholic, grown-ass woman butterbeer.
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Cake on Cake on Cake: 34 Recipes and They’re All Cake
Here are 34 cake recipes to shower upon your friends, family and fellow queers. Cake on, people. Cake on.
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We’re All About It: How My KitchenAid Stand Mixer Made Me a Better Cook
“My wife Kristie and I gleefully registered for all kinds of wedding gifts prior to our ceremony two years ago, from a vacuum cleaner to a camping tent. I was looking forward to unwrapping the mixer most of all, however.”