We’re kicking off today’s festivities with a super neutral, super chill playlist of breakup songs. Is love a lie?? I mean, you tell us.

“lol at my life, break up with someone right after you put out a love song about them, looool gonna go cry forever.”

“It turns out I’ve been right all along: love is bigger than all that.”

I believe that love is real, but I’m definitely not looking at it through big, gay rose-colored glasses!

“You want proof love is a lie?? Let me dramatically pull back the curtains and show you the broken shards of my heart on the floor!”

“I want you to know, if you ever read this, there was a time when I would rather have had you by my side than any one of these words; I would rather have had you by my side than all the blue in the world.”

JoJo Siwa confirmed on Paris Hilton’s podcast that she and her girlfriend Kylie did indeed break up.

“Our wedding plans went on hold when I found myself unable to get out of bed.”

Love is pure. Love is real. But mostly, love is a bunch of neurotransmitters.

So often, when you’re single, especially if you’ve been single for a long time, people will give you the same empty platitudes. You just haven’t met the right person yet, you’ll find love when you’re not looking for it, you have to love yourself before anyone else can love you, etc. But this show takes those sentiments and clicks a new lens into place over them.

Yes, some thoughts about Elliot Page’s divorce. And also: Black Sign Language, Andra Day on Billie Holiday (we can’t wait for the movie next month!), and breaking up with white supremacy for good.

The couple originally announced their marriage just two months ago. Today is sad.

But we will show you!

7. endless time to wrap your mind around what was really wrong with all of your exes

Lambert’s partner, Wyatt Paige Hermansen, proposed at an event they were hosting together to discuss mental health, queer identities, and radical self-love. GAY!

But who gets custody of the rescue puppies and the sex bench?!?!?

Wipe away those break up tears because we’re going to show you that love is not a lie! This week we have Autostraddle editor and all around icon Heather Hogan talking about her 11 year(!!) relationship with her wife and all things long term relationships.

Their dog Duggie was also in attendance.

Watch the transcribed videos, read the handwritten vows, cry yourself into oblivion because no Virginia, love is not a lie.

Closure is a choice — often one you have to make on your own. And it’s absolutely okay to not be friends with an ex.