Results for: no fucks to give
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How to Meal Plan Without Hating Your Life and Your Self
Preparing a meal does not have to be an elaborate situation.
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It’s Time To Get Into Soft Cheeses (That Aren’t Brie)
So you want to spread some cheese on a cracker and want to get a little more flavorful than your standard brie. Here’s what to buy at the grocery store — including vegan/dairy-free options!
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A Definitive Ranking of Good & Gather Snacks at Target According to Me, a Bitch for Target
Here is a definitive ranking of Good and Gather, because I am an expert.
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70 Trader Joe’s Frozen Foods Ranked by a Seasonally Depressed Person
The sun might leave us for 3-6 months out of the year, but my microwave never will.
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47 Breakfast Cereals, Ranked By Lesbianism
They’re not girlfriends, they’re just a toasted trio of flakes, twigs and granola cereal!
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22 Smoothie Recipes To Freeze (And Fuel) Your Brain (And Body)
Nothing is better than cold fruit giving you a brain freeze on a warm day. It makes you feel alive and invigorated!
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29 Foods My Girlfriend’s Cat Would Like to Cook for Me
“I’ve collected some recipes that (way, way deep down) I think my girlfriend’s cat would secretly like to cook for me.”
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45 Picture Perfect Pomegranate Recipes
According to our calculations, wherever you are in the world, today is a prime time to start collecting pomegranate recipes.
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Top Five Best Cheesecakes I’ve Ever Eaten
“Does anyone know why is this is only a national holiday? What gives, America!? As the arbitrator of cheesecake and cheesecake vendors worldwide, I’m declaring today to be a global celebration for us all.”
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Pretty Much Every Manischewitz Product, Ranked
“It’s like biting into a decorative soap. Whoever decided this was an acceptable form of dessert was a sadist of the highest order. If anyone ever offers you one of these items, escape immediately; this person is trying to kill you.”
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28 Delicious Things to Put on Toast, Champion of Breakfast & Beyond
Warning: There will be crumbs.
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22 Recipes for the Great Caper
I hope this accumulation of caper recipes will ignite or otherwise invigorate your love for capers, or at the very least give you an excuse to make a lot of detective puns in the kitchen.
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30 Goat Cheese Recipes That Are the Greatest Of All Time
“Have you ever done the Would You Rather where the first option is to live in a small apartment with your two worst enemies in your least favorite city for ten years, and the other is to have a goat within a ten-foot radius of your body for the rest of your life? Well I would pick the goat every time, partly because I think I would get used to the goat and that it would be more tolerable than ten years with those two in Las Vegas, but mostly because it means I’d have a perpetual source of goat’s milk, which would then give me access to endless goat cheese.”
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40 Recipes For All Your Mermaid Rainbow Aesthetic Needs
Sometimes I like my food the way that I enjoy my sexuality: unnatural.
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32 Zucchini Recipes That Are More Exciting Than Zucchini Bread
Zucchini is delicious. It deserves a better home than in that boring zucchini bread.
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10 Things You Can Do to Cook Like a Champ: Not-So-Secret Secrets From America’s Best Cook
Cooking food that is delicious and beautiful isn’t really that hard. Here’s ten tips to help you out!
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48 Ways To Eat All The Peanut Butter
Confessions of a peanut butter fanatic.
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22 Ways To Eat Soba Noodles Forever
For the week ahead: a whole bunch of ways to eat soba noodles, because soba noodles are delicious.
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Ode to My Pantry: Popcorn
Nothing tastes as good as an explosion.
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Ode to My Pantry: Cucumbers
We need to eat more foods that are classified as “burpless.”