Someone is going to die on tonight’s “Pretty Little Liars” mid-season finale! Who will it be? Maybe it will be you! But probably it will be Mona.
With one episode to go before the mid-season break, we catch up with the Liars as they almost make out with each other for three straight episodes.
Grab some popcorn and get comfortable, kids, because it’s time to catch up on our favorite teen drama about tiny liars who are pretty.
The recap in which I realize everything that’s wrong about the fact we’re only watching this show for the queers and not the content.
Everyone: ALI NO
Ali: ALI YES
“i swear to god i thought hanna was about to come out in this episode” – Forever Intern Grace
Here’s another episode in which the Liars find themselves lying.
In which we learn that the last two seasons of Pretty Little Liars was actually nothing but dyke drama.
And we got the radio blastin’ every gay anthem possible, y’all.
I’d like to vote this episode the least likely to answer anything without producing twelve more questions in its wake.
Questions got answered, but now I have even more questions than before! Updated with a post episode mini recap!
The one with wedding dresses because why not.
The one where the writer’s were like, “Meh, let’s just accuse random people of being A from now on. Who cares if it makes any sense?”
Spencer is riding the strugglebus.
Gay rights now, belly rubs later.
After hours — probably years — of research, Dannielle has concluded that every lesbian on TV has a side part. She’s meticulously compiled her evidence in the essay contained herein.
Get ready to learn so much about Ezra.
In this episode, we, for no explainable reason, go back in time to the 1940s. But Emily and Paige “climb trees,” so I’m fine with it.
The episode where we finally see the EzrA lair!
This episode involved my two worst fears: fucking with teeth and being on a date with someone who would wear a long-sleeve polo shirt.