Lesbian mistletoe smooches, omniscient death threats, and the return of Mona Vanderwaal!
Paige McCullers in Santa Boxers is just the right mix of naughty and nice.
A necklace made of human teeth is the new lump of coal in your stocking. Ho ho ho, bitches.
Alison DiLaurentis knows you want to kiss her.
More lesbian sex than lesbian death on TV this week! It’s a 2014 record!
Does Rosewood, Pennsylvania even have overhead lighting? Does anybody in this town sell pepper spray? Riese and Heather have feelings about this.
Because there was no way to fit another Halloween into the senior year the Liars have been living for the last five years, we earned an actor retrospective!
Someone is going to die on tonight’s “Pretty Little Liars” mid-season finale! Who will it be? Maybe it will be you! But probably it will be Mona.
With one episode to go before the mid-season break, we catch up with the Liars as they almost make out with each other for three straight episodes.
Grab some popcorn and get comfortable, kids, because it’s time to catch up on our favorite teen drama about tiny liars who are pretty.
The recap in which I realize everything that’s wrong about the fact we’re only watching this show for the queers and not the content.
Everyone: ALI NO
Ali: ALI YES
“i swear to god i thought hanna was about to come out in this episode” – Forever Intern Grace
Here’s another episode in which the Liars find themselves lying.
In which we learn that the last two seasons of Pretty Little Liars was actually nothing but dyke drama.
And we got the radio blastin’ every gay anthem possible, y’all.
I’d like to vote this episode the least likely to answer anything without producing twelve more questions in its wake.
Questions got answered, but now I have even more questions than before! Updated with a post episode mini recap!
The one with wedding dresses because why not.
The one where the writer’s were like, “Meh, let’s just accuse random people of being A from now on. Who cares if it makes any sense?”