The pAtriArchy is A, just as we suspected.
Tonight’s Pretty Little Liars season finale promises a huge reveal about Big A, but we already know who it is.
Everybody’s going to jail!
Only one more week before the Big A reveal!
Emily ups her Veronica Mars game and Hanna goes to jail.
Everyone visits Ali in jail to apologize for getting her arrested for a murder she didn’t commit. And Emily effin’ dances.
Emily meets her girlfriend’s husband, and Hanna dances like she’s possessed by the Holy Ghost.
Emily and Talia, sitting in tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
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Emily enjoys an easy evening of cooking with Talia after a hard day of getting murdered in an ice cream factory.
Talia checks out Emily’s buns, hun.
Emily comes unspooled in the most flawless way possible, and with empanadas.
What if Mellie divorced Fitz, ran for president, hired Olivia to manage her campaign, and fell in love with her? What a wonderful world that would be!
If you say it out loud — if you say, “I’m gay” — the whole world is gonna change.
Oh, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous womankind is! O brave new world, that has such characters in it!
There were 128 queer lady characters on TV this year, if you can believe that. It’s a brand new world.
There were more queer female characters of color on TV in 2014 than the total number of queer female characters on TV, period, five years ago.
Lesbian mistletoe smooches, omniscient death threats, and the return of Mona Vanderwaal!
Paige McCullers in Santa Boxers is just the right mix of naughty and nice.
A necklace made of human teeth is the new lump of coal in your stocking. Ho ho ho, bitches.