The pAtriArchy is A, just as we suspected.

Everybody’s going to jail!

Only one more week before the Big A reveal!

Emily ups her Veronica Mars game and Hanna goes to jail.

Everyone visits Ali in jail to apologize for getting her arrested for a murder she didn’t commit. And Emily effin’ dances.

Emily meets her girlfriend’s husband, and Hanna dances like she’s possessed by the Holy Ghost.

Tali and Emily take their relationship to the next level of honesty, while Mike takes all the Liars’ blood and sells it on the black market.

Emily and Talia, sitting in tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Emily enjoys an easy evening of cooking with Talia after a hard day of getting murdered in an ice cream factory.

Talia checks out Emily’s buns, hun.

Emily comes unspooled in the most flawless way possible, and with empanadas.

If you say it out loud — if you say, “I’m gay” — the whole world is gonna change.