The Comment Awards Refuse To Talk Politics

Greetings Friday firebrands!

By now we all know how the midterm elections went, but let’s not get into that (though this playlist and this post might help you cope).

The good news is more Beyoncé is on the horizonMey is an HLN superstar and you probably smell really good right now.

Last week Cee was on DeAnne Smith’s podcast and taught us all the things. I can personally attest to Cee’s expertise in life because one time she stayed at my apartment for about 24hrs and in that time she unclogged my shower, made my radiator stop clanking and cooked me delicious Pad See Ew (re-named Pad Cee Ew, because obviously). 10/10 would have as house guest again.

This week there are loads of comment awards because you guys had some great Halloween costumes and were extra being cute and clever. Off we go!

On Lots Of Straight Girls Wanna Have Lesbian Sex, Yet Another Study Shows:

The -.– . … Award to Michelle:


On Faking It Episode 207 Recap: Lesbians Move Fast:

The Nuts Indeed Award to Jess:


On FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: I Am Milking Every G.D. Second of Halloween:

The Tina Belcher Charm Bomb Award to Brittany:



The I Threw My (Pumpkin) Pie For You Award to Taylor and her girlfriend:


On 8 Pretty Great Lesbian Movies You Haven’t Seen Yet:

The I’m Shopping For Flannel Sweaters As I Type This Award to Erin:


On Is Beyoncé Plotting To Drop A New Album and Break The Internet Again?:

The Don’t You Always? Award to Tara:


On The “Book of Life” Gave Me My Anything More:

The Group Cry Award to Kel Caz, Heather, Hattie and Michelle:


On Getting Cruised In The Heights:

The Because Gabby Gets What She Wants Award to Larita:


On You Need Help: Do I Call Myself Bisexual?:

The We Like You Too! Award to Haley:


See a clever, hilarious or thought provoking comment around this website-ship? Email it to me at: carrie [at] autostraddle [dot] com!

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carrie is a nine to five office dweller in massachusetts. she loves waves, ​collects skateboards and is perpetually planning her escape from the northeast.

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