In which Kim’s disappointment-fueled tears subside long enough for her to tell you why Metroid: Other M makes her cry disappointment-fueled tears.
Wherein you shout to the high heavens about the absolute smorgasbord of video games headed your way this fall!
The cat’s outta the bag: World of Warcraft’s long-awaited Cataclysm expansion will wreak havoc on your love life/hit stores on December 7th! Here are the top 5 reasons why I probably won’t shower until January 2011.
The lovely, talented and possibly ambidextrous guest contributor, Danielle, gives us the low-down on the best gaming podcasts so we can all go into tiny escapist cocoons and ride out the storm. Thanks, Danielle!
BioShock is back! The series takes a left turn, away from diving suits and toward the floating city of Columbia. And Metroid: Other M is just around the corner; it’s probably so close you can taste it.
Got an Xbox 360 or a PS3? Share your gamertag here! It’s the purest form of friendship. And you don’t have to share your fries.
If you think the realm of fantasy might defy our real world gender policing, think again! How Dragon Age: Origins, World of Warcraft and Xbox Live want me to be a size 2 scantily-clad elf and I just wanna be husky with an alt-lifestyle haircut.
Time to check back in with Final Fantasy XIII (and model through it), after a hiatus of epic proportion. I’m at about hour 10 and Lightning’s still sassy, but I did spot an alt-lifestyle haircut. Onward and upward! Or downward. I think Pulse is down.
Need some (healthy) summertime escapism? Did you get dumped, get distance or are you just pining for your crush on that massive open thread still? Kim’s got 8 cures for heartache and heartbreak, none of which involve the bottom of a bottle. Mostly they involve the Discovery Channel, Buffy and some retro games, of course.
I’m still reeling, drunk on the freedom of Google’s Android OS. If you’re a gamer and you’ve got an Android device (or you’re considering one!), take heed of these 8 reasons to ditch the iPhone. Snesoid and Nesoid on the Android Market open up a whole world of retro-gaming, a world which I thoroughly explored this weekend for, er, research purposes. And because the Geekender is ostensibly for things I do on the weekend.
Here’s a few first impressions on Rockstar Games’ Western opus, Red Dead Redemption. Bucking broncos? Check. Six shooters? Check. Saloon shootouts? Check. So far, so good!
Who doesn’t love to kick ass? No one, that’s who! And what better way to do it than as a little green-clad elf? Your little green-clad elf costume/assault charges notwithstanding, here’s our guide to doing just that. Yes, it’s time for Kim’s fave Legend of Zelda boss fights!
Gamespot, my go-to source for straightforward, unbiased and super in-depth gaming information offers a great beginner’s guide to the three major consoles: the Xbox 360, the PS3 and the Wii. It’s an amazing user-friendly guide all around, so if you’re thinking about dipping your toes into gaming, it’s really the perfect starting place.
Come join the good clean fun with our Autostraddle WoW guild! It doesn’t matter if you’re brand new to the game, a l33t raider who’s gonna pwn my face or you don’t even know what the f*ck I’m talking about! Everyone’s welcome!
Taylor and Kelsey finally make it to PAX East 2010, terrible hangovers intact. What wonders await? A LAN party! 3D gaming! Gabe & Tycho of Penny Arcade talk gender and sexuality- right in the middle of their own panel! Less than threes abound!
Kelsey and Taylor make their way to PAX EAST 2010, finally. Here is part one of three chronicling the adventures of these tiny queer girls in a sea of Big Dudes in 3D.
So maybe we weren’t able to actually get our hands on Heavy Rain (Quantic Dream’s much discussed PS3 novelty) until just now, but we’re making up for lost time! We won’t make you wait any longer- we promise!
Autostraddle goes to mega gaming expo PAX East 2010 and lives to tell the tale!
Call of Duty junkies rejoice- the trailer for March 30’s upcoming Modern Warfare 2 DLC has arrived! Now we’ll have to stake out our fave camping spots all over again.
Bad Company 2 Developer DICE parodies rival Infinity Ward’s homophobic fake public service announcement that rightfully stirred up controversy late last year.