Pretty Little Liars is finally starting to unfold the plot line. I try to sort it out and drop little fashion nuggets along the way. Just FYI, Emily wears two button-ups this week.

Pretty Little Liars returned with their much anticipated (by me) winter premiere. Also there’s a girlfight!

We won’t find out who A is, but everything about Lucas will be tied up in a neat little bow.

Our favorites from this year’s inconsistent but often lovely cornucopia of women who like other women and aren’t afraid to show it (on television).

Midwestern 18-24 year olds don’t watch Glee. Does that mean they hate all queers or just Ryan Murphy?

We’re talking Betty and Kate, baby cannolis, Valentine’s Day soldier sex romps and dead bodies.

Lizz’s Team Pick: Remember when Nole saw Aria and Ezra making out in Ezra’s car and wrote “I see you” on the windshield? Well the “I See You” line takes this epic back-window-writing-moment and sprawls it across glass rings and silver engraved necklaces.

Seriously, where the hell are all the butches?

How did I feel when I heard Maya was coming back to Pretty Little Liars? Let’s just say it was similar to when Brock came back to Pokemon.

“My only other commentary on this episode is that Emily’s outfit is obviously a Sleeping Beauty/Princess Aurora reference.”

In which Emily licks her in the front and pokes her in the rear. Well, not exactly. I just wanted to say that.

There’s a strong possibility that in the afterlife, your straight girl crush could stroke your hair.

Hansen’s Team Pick: Jennifer Beals! There. I have your attention.

Obviously lesbian-in-a-robe is a classic fashion archetype, right? Why isn’t there a lesbians in robes tumblr? There should be greater recognition of all that lesbians have done for bathrobes.

How many LBDs does one sixteen year-old need?

Let’s break it down by uncomfortably accurate fashion stereotype. High school students listen up — this is relevant to your interests.

Alternative lifestyle haircuts and candy striper uniforms. Need I say more?

In which Brittana faces the reality of a long distance relationship and we all cry.

“To make this go as smoothly as possible… we’re going to play a game called “Gay or Not Gay” in which I invent the rules as I go along in order to make jokes.”

In which Emily’s date brings a date and everybody models through it.