“…Melissa reacts by looking sadder than I did at Pride when I realized I forgot my rainbow umbrella.”

“ABC using salacious and glamorizing scenes portraying young, pretty women as lesbians sends the wrong message to these young girls…reinforces and legitimizes this lifestyle in a manner that could affect these young girls’ sexual identity for a lifetime.”

“If this outfit was a monster, it would be Gayzilla.”

This week on Glee, the cool kids came back and sang songs and everybody got ready to embarrass themselves at sectionals and Carrie Bradshaw had a kiki!

Someone at ABC Family knows about my Pride Outfit and the go-to Lesbian Date Outfit and I know where you can get the things to look like the girls on the show!

“All this whispering and sneaking around has the effect of making the Liars seem like they’re all in secret lesbian relationships with each other.”

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily went on a date with one of the numerous pretty lesbians in the Niagra Falls area.

What if A. was a lesbian? WHAT THEN?

Pretty Little Liars is going to help underprivileged kids because they’re liars, not jerks.

“This outfit totally makes sense, because who doesn’t study/sleep in a full panted strappy romper?”

Did you know that a young Troian Bellisario starred in a lesbian short about teenaged girlfriends? Me neither! Anyhow, you can watch it right now if you want to.

Is there anything I love better than teen marketed award shows?

In which new characters are introduced, Santana has to be photoshopped in and Kate Hudson wears nothing but lingerie for 44 minutes.

“Smash” is going to smash your face in with awesomeness and you’ll have a hard time picking what to watch on Monday nights.

Now is the winter of our lesbian content made glorious summer by this wrap-up of the season’s gay parts.

This week on The Real L Word, everybody went to Dinah Shore and talked about each other to each other!

In which we meet ONE MORE LESBIAN and look for the key. The key to what? You’ll see.

Talk about speed-dating.

Hearts are warmed, words are yelled, hugs are hugged, lips are kissed — it’s “All Em, all the time.”

“I didn’t come out. I fell out on my face.”