In which we get a dozen different emotions for the price of one.

27. That time Paige wished she’d taken wood shop while wearing a bald eagle cut-off shirt.

This week on “Faking It,” Laverne Cox has to choose between Karma, Shane, Lauren and Oliver for who will be queen of the castle. Also, Amy really goes the extra mile.

It’s the long awaited season finale of Pretty Little Liars! Questions are answered (sort of), Red Coat is reveled, Spencer goes pantless and Rosewood has a new lesbian couple!

I am so confused. Let’s figure this one out together. [SPOILER ALERT!]

This week on Pretty Little Liars we build up tension and Spencer walks around in colonial nightie

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily meets an olympic swimmer and Spencer reenacts the entire plot line of Girl, Interrupted.

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily gets majorly jealous of Paige as we’re introduced to a brand new lesbian character.

Is it just me or does it seem like this episode has a lot of people smelling other things. Why is everyone smelling everything?

This week on “Faking It,” Amy woke up in bed with Liam, Tommy spills Lauren’s secret, and Karma waterboards Amy’s heart! Welcome back!

Turns out those irritating trailers were just Trojan Horses delivering a cute show with a queer female lead to all of us here on The Isle of Lesbos.

This week on Pretty Little Liar Emily spends all together too much time trying to defend men and Hanna sinks a car in a lake while wearing a super lesbian outfit.

In which Ali and Emily fantasize about going to Paris together and Spencer finally figures out what’s behind the A-key door.

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily finally released some of her pent-up rage and Spencer makes the grossest pickle smoothie I’ve ever seen. I wish that was a euphemism.

This week on Pretty Little Liars some casual stalking leads one of our Liars all the way to a lesbian bar! No, for real!

In which Emily cooks Paige kale and Spencer finally figures out that her boyfriend is a psychopath.

This week Paige and Emily have a sleepover and Spencer does her very best to spank Mona. You don’t really want to miss this.

After hours — probably years — of research, Dannielle has concluded that every lesbian on TV has a side part. She’s meticulously compiled her evidence in the essay contained herein.

The Pretty Little Liars winter premiere is here! Mona comes back to school and Spencer gets all hot and wet.

On April 22, MTV will be premiering a new comedy about two girls who pretend to be lesbians together in order to get popular at school. Needless to say, this has me very confused.