It was a pretty lame week for queer women on TV, but at least Kalinda and Lana were naked most of the time.

It’s Open Mic Night in Rosewood and Emily’s about to learn just how good Shana is at fingering.

Lena and Stef chat about some sexy handcuff situations, while Jude and Connor kiss right on the mouth.

Jude and Connor pinky hug while Stef and Lena glower at each other.

Nothing is more awkward that coming out to your friends’ parents or your parents’ friends. This week on Pretty Little Liars Emily handles it like a champ.

Also, Jane the Virgin introduced a lesbian subplot we’ve never seen before.

Rosewood is crawling with masks this week, but all Emily cares about is when she, her shoulder and Paige are going to be back in action.

This week we’re promised a million big reveals and something called World War A. Also Emily and Paige have a sleepover. You can guess which part I’m more excited about.

Okay. A murderous, cyber-stalking, all-knowing bully I can grasp, but any teen girl talking to her dad like this? No way.

The Good Wife’s best character continues to be Kalinda Sharma’s trench coats.

The week on Pretty Little Liars everyone is snooping around and we catch up on some Deep Thoughts with Melissa Hastings.

In which Paige and Emily virtually U-Haul and Aria considered a longterm sub-dom BDSM relationship.

It’s college visit week in Rosewood and Emily has a sorority she really wants to visit, if you know what I mean. Also featuring a straight dude who can’t figure out that Emily is gay and Aria’s ugliest skirt yet!

It’s the final season of Glee! Hold onto your butts!

We’ve got the trailer and the scoop on what we can expect from Faking It’s second season. For example, Amy’s hair is still gonna look really cute.

So, this article about the GLAAD “Where We Are on TV” report basically turned into an encyclopedia of LGBTQ female characters we’re gonna see in 2014-2015.

The season premiere of Pretty Little Liars finally answered all of our burning questions! Like which college will Emily and Paige UHaul off to in the fall?!

Brittana and Faberry and Quinntana, oh my!

We’ve got a genderqueer lead, an intersex teenager, multiple shows headlined by women of color, the first ever recurring lesbian woman of color character in a primetime network superhero series and SO MUCH MORE!

Can we talk about Season 2 of The Fosters? Because I feel like we need to talk about it.