Results for: you need help
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The Comment Awards Are Breathing Deep and Voting Early
“She had me at ‘OI! DEAD BOYFRIEND! IT’S OVER, MATE!'”
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The Comment Awards Are Racing Rainbow Road
“MAKE TRANS ICON BIRDO A MAIN PLAYABLE CHARACTER IN MARIO CART, YOU COWARDS!”
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The Comment Awards Are Swinging for the Fences
“‘A complete homosexual extravaganza?’ Sounds like I finally got an answer to what I want to be when I grow up!”
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The Comment Awards Are Super Into Finger Sports
“Lesbian tennis elbow is real…and not just for tennis enthusiasts.”
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The Comment Awards Are Getting Cozy
“My girlfriend has been calling me the Christmas Switch for a year now.”
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The Comment Awards Are Daydreaming of Chessy from the Parent Trap
“Y’all mentioned the Parent Trap but did not mention the Ultimate Mommi: Chessy. The voice. The clothes. Please.”
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The Comment Awards Are Getting Handsy for Pride
“I started using my fingers a few years ago and never looked back!”
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The Comment Awards Are Really, Really Spooked!
“I rate this article 69/69!”
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The Comment Awards Are Dreaming Up A Better World
“As a thick butch, I love this thick butch content!”
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Calling All Believers: Autostraddle Is Fundraising for the Queer and Not-Too-Distant Future!
We have a Gay Agenda to fulfill! And we can only do it with your help! Also, do not miss these perks! We’re not kidding.
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No One Cares About Queer People as Much as Queer People
“Some people grumble about how much “easier” younger generations have it.”
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I Said It Was Time To Quit
It wasn’t the first time or the last time I declared it Time to Quit, a statement I always throw around a bit too carelessly.
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The Comment Awards Are Carefully Setting Traps of Tiramisù
“Two apples a day attract the Doctor. If you hear a TARDIS, get ready to run!”
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Autostraddle Predicted the Future in 2014 🔮 And We Were Spot On
A+ is a key part of the reason Autostraddle can be the way that we are today, and why we can publish what you love.
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No Time for Hell, Yet. Or: Is This Essay Really Just About My Inbox?
You would think that, as someone living, not in actual Paris, but the “Paris of Appalachia” as they call Pittsburgh, that Brexit would leave me largely unaffected, but dear reader, you would be wrong!
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The #1 Thing That Keeps Me Up At Night
Along with pencil-thin ties over white tank tops and suspenders, I want unsustainable work habits to be something we leave firmly in the past.
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The Comment Awards Are Trick-Or-Treating in the Void
“I need to know more about your house and its secrets (it’s haunted, right???) just like folks need to donate to the fundraiser.”
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The Comment Awards Are Thirty Going on Thirteen
“Someday I’m gonna be a sexy spinster with a house full of ethically sourced dead ravens AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!”
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I Lived Two Lives; One in the World, One in Computers
I “dated” two women I’d met online, and the relationships mostly unfolded on screens. In my other life, I dated men and tried to convince myself I liked it.
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‘Faster’ Isn’t Always ‘Better’
This was my first time editing a written series on my own, but as a Very Confident Aries, I wasn’t worried… It wasn’t that simple.