SPOILER ALERT! Nobody kissed a girl.

Televisionary Week 5: Watch TV, not baseball.

Have yourself a Very Trippy Christmas, ’cause these kids sure did!

Who has sex with their socks on? Watch this episode of Glee to find out!

Oh Santana! Oh! Don’t you cry for me, I’ve come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee!

SPOILER ALERT: Finn Hudson is a golden god!!!!!!

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way from Quinn’s first cigarette to this storyline’s last dying day

Let’s waste more time reading this than we already did watching the episode

Did you know that in Argentina, this show is advertised as “the show for women that every man will want to watch”?

In which Emily’s date brings a date and everybody models through it.

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily went on a date with one of the numerous pretty lesbians in the Niagra Falls area.

The good news is that my recap is done / “I wish instead of being this show, this show was a re-run of Friends”

The Real L Word returns with even more drinking and slightly less sperm and no Francine whatsoever.

13 Lesbian Conversations About the Same Thing.

Love, happiness, white dresses, cleavage, and rage against the machine.

This week on The Real L Word, everybody cried because everybody hurts, sometimes.

Second verse, same as the first, but a little bit louder and a much less worse.

PROM IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN TO YOU IN ALL OF LIFE. This week, we join the Glee students as they experience their junior prom and hit each other in the face.

90 minutes of sweet sweet homogay and psychological angst.

If you can make out there, you can make out anywhere.