Everybody F*cking Hates Tinder And We Are All Going To Die Alone
I can’t say any of us were thrilled to sign up, but we knew what we had to do: we had to sign up for a dating app and prepare to meet a lot of ladies… for science.
Top Five Fifty-First States That Never Were
Let me disrupt your fifty state narrative.
Also.Also.Also: Saudi Women Are Over Paula Deen, Perez Hilton, and the Patriarchy and Other Stories We Missed This Week
This week, I learned that Kanye had written a proverb when he instructed folks to “shut the fuck up ‘fore I embarrass you.”
DNC Gives Lesbians Their Very Own Leadership Council
Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Democratic National Committee chair, announced the creation of a Lesbian Leadership Council that would focus on cultivating lesbian participation in the Democratic party, which has had a broader LGBT leadership council since 2000.
Top Five Tasks I Wanted a Personal Assistant to Perform Circa 2011
According to this unpublished blog post I found in 2014. Still applicable though.
Former Miss Kentucky Djuan Keila Trent Is Queer, Is Thus Crowned Queen Of Our Hearts
“There is really no way for people to know that I disagree with their views or, even moreso, to know that they are talking about me, unless I actually open my mouth and say it.”
That Time I Got Paid $50 To Make Out With My Girlfriend For A Protest Video
“After three hours of waiting, the director sits us on the couch amongst three or four other couples. We stare deeply into the camera. I hype myself up. Look into the camera like it is a lover, NO, a hamburger! Look at the camera like it is a hamburger.”
Style is Style: How to Overhaul Your Look in 4 Easy Steps
As a fellow queerdo and style oriented lady, I’d love to talk to you (yes, you) about developing your personal style.
Top Five Things I’ve Panic-Ordered At Restaurants
“Then it came. It was the size of a small house. I could fit a Ford Focus inside of that.”
My Own Personal Top Five Trans Roots
While I started getting some hints that I was trans at an early age, my roots didn’t really take hold until I was older. Here are some of the stops along the way.
Autostraddle Is Five Years Old This Month and We’re Celebrating All Month Long!
What’s your favorite kind of birthday cake? We’re asking for a friend.
#AutoAri: These Real World Questions Were Easy
Let’s see what questions you had for Ari Sniffles Fitz this week.
Star Trek N00b, Episode 13: The Menagerie Part II (Nursing Homes in Space)
And now we figure out the cliffhanger Star Trek left me/us all with last week.
Five Books That F*cked Up My Brain Cells (In A Good Way)
The best stories fuck us up and force us to put ourselves back together in a new configuration.
XOXO Gothip Girl: Cara Delevingne Caught In Scandalous Embrace With Underage Tiger
Breaking news: wild and crazy girl does wild and crazy thing.
OPEN THREAD: The 2014 Academy Awards Liveblog aka Ellen DeGeneres Hosts a Thing!
Like, hopefully someone will come out or something.
NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Will Have You For Brunch
An enthralling live feed of porn search terms, anal sex positions, facts about queer relationships for non-queers and more.
Sunday Funday’s Sippin’ a Politini at Disneyland with Mary Lambert
Who ya gonna call, besides the kittens that is.
Five Ways to Make Your Old Computer Feel Like New
Money doesn’t grow on trees, amirite? Neither do computers. Here’s how to make an aged POS feel like a present you just got yesterday.
Saturday Morning Cartoons: Pittsburgh
Welcome to Saturday Morning Cartoons! Today Megan tells us a little about her hometown, Pittsburgh.