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Liquor on the Mountain: Taste These Whiskeys!
We’re going to update you on all the whiskeys our group will be tasting on the mountain so your presumably now-formed queer whiskey tasting friend-group can taste along with us. And our brand new obsession? Hudson Whiskey.
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11 Meal Ideas for When You Don’t Like To Cook but LOVE To Bake
Is it just me or is focaccia gay?
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One Queer Meathead’s Quest for the Perfect Energy Drink
I’m ranking them here based on whether or not they actually taste like the thing they’re supposed to be.
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I Tried Instagram’s Latest Favorite Tinned Fish Product and It’s a Perfect Weekend Treat
Welcome to Fish Party, a new series about tinned fish, friendship, and dyke domesticity. First up: a review of the hot and salty Fishwife x Fly By Jing collab!
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35 Alison Roman Recipes Ranked In Order of Lesbianism
Get familiar with her and her recipes in this handy ranked list.
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The Dyke Kitchen: My Dad’s South Indian Gunpowder
I pick up some tips and tricks from my dad for making his gunpowder — a South Indian dal and spice blend that I love to sprinkle on rice, and is also great on salads, toast and most snacks.
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Happy Hour at Home: How to Make Your Own Beach (In Three Easy Steps)
A fake gay bar on a fake gay beach — WHY NOT!
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5 Boxed Rosés, Ranked by Bang-for-Your-Buck by a Bunch of Inebriated Queers
Which of five wonderful rosés would be best for “listening to D-I-V-O-R-C-E by Tammy Wynette and feeling accomplished”? The answer to this question and so many more lie within this post.
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Femme Brûlée: Eggnog Cinnamon Rolls
I love eggnog, so I’ve taken it upon myself to write a recipe that I think even its most loyal haters will love. There’s no drinking the eggnog here, just using it to infuse the dough and glaze with warm winter spices and vanilla. The brown butter doesn’t hurt either.
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Everything Is Queer Community: Instagram, the Void, and #SoftEggContent
Why did we all want to share this thing? What made some videos so appealing? Why…are we like this?
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Liquor On Vacation: Where the Whiskey Comes From
On this small island, there are eight Scotch whisky distilleries. I visited three of them, all within a couple miles of each other: Ardbeg, Lagavulin and Laphroaig. Here’s what I learned.
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6 Box Wines, Ranked From “Capri-Fun” To “I’ve Had Worse” By 30 Drunk Queers
30+ queers gathered in a room to eat cheese curds and drink box wine. Now I will share the knowledge we obtained with you, because we’re a community and that’s how it works.
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Femme Brûlée: Strawberry Shortcake of Your Dreams
“This is the fun part where you cut the butter into the flour! I use this moment to release my pent up anger with the patriarchy.”
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19 Popcorn Recipes for Popcorn Gals and Popcorn Pals
“Once in college I ate popcorn for seven straight meals. That’s over two days of nothing but popcorn.”
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Liquor In The Tough Times: The Fortitude Martini
The performance of luxury is more important to me than ever. Plus you can channel your anger into rimming a glass.
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How To Cook Vegducken (Or: How to Spend Thanksgiving Heartsick and Far From Home)
“I get up off the floor, reach for a long, heavy leek and a cutting board and my favorite knife, its weight in my palm like an amulet. I feel like a stranger in my own life, but I have seven hours and eight dishes left. There is work to be done.”
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Top 10 Foods We’re Not Ashamed to Eat In Public as Fat People
“I will lick that shit out of any allegedly “empty” sauce container of aioli regardless of its size in comparison to my tongue and how many people watch in horror or confusion when I refuse to let its gelatinous goodness remain clinging to the sides of its serving dish where it would otherwise remain unused, unwanted and unappreciated.”
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5 Cooking Tips From A Former Kitchen Gadget Engineer
Working for four and a half years in the quality department at a kitchen gadget company has left me with some strong opinions about proper cooking prep.
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Menu For My Date With Lamia: Five Hearty Homemade Soups
She looked me up and down and told me I had magnificent hair. So I told her she had a beautiful tail. She told me she liked my scar. I told her I liked her, and would she like to have dinner with me sometime? “Yesss,” she replied. The following evening she came to my apartment and I fed her five different homemade soups.
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Pretty Much Every Manischewitz Product, Ranked
“It’s like biting into a decorative soap. Whoever decided this was an acceptable form of dessert was a sadist of the highest order. If anyone ever offers you one of these items, escape immediately; this person is trying to kill you.”