And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives…

Let’s take a trip down memory lane with Julie & Brandy, Brittani & Hannah, Croce & Ashley, Alex & Riese, Alex & a blonde wig, Mikey & Raquel, Calendar Girls, Amber Heard and so many more VIDEO STARS.

Weaponized vibrators, kick-ass asses and BRUNCH!

Read about the newest Contributing Editors — including a few that have been here for a while but haven’t been formally introduced UNTIL NOW.

You have exactly one day to get 20% off 2013 calendars, You Do You t-shirts, totes & underpants, Autostraddle This t-shirts, Straddle This boxer-briefs, Unicorn Plan-It shirts, A-Camp t-shirts and totes and “So Many Feelings” Memo Books!

Keep us warm during the storm?

We made things for you! Let’s have a look at all the new stuff for the 2012 Holiday season, as well as a special sneak peek at something we think you will really enjoy. It involves your feelings.

The only place where you can win awards for talking about bad Glee fashion and getting arrested by Sarah Croce.

Four more years and ten commenters we want to put in office.

This week was crazy! And you all were hilarious.

We made it to 80k! That means you can request gifs from Brianna’s brilliant straddle-gifs tumblr AND we’re raffling off two camperships for September for anyone looking for a last-minute vaycay!

Who needs fall foliage and pumpkin spice lattes when you’ve got KP and Michelle? Happy October!

A-Team T-Shirts are back! Get ’em while they’re hot!

Little known fact about the comment awards: they can go 150 hours without air.

Yawning is the number one dance move for today.

OMFG IT’S TIME TO MEET-UP! Find your city on the list and wash your lucky shirt.

Remember that time the electricity went out and Laura couldn’t do the comment awards? Happy Friday!

This t-shirt would look really cute on you or really anyone you know. It’s that cute. It will probably sell out so GET ON IT.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year to love yourself and Autostraddle at the same time with t-shirts, posters, and calendars! Plus SPECIAL BLACK FRIDAY DEALS!

Like the postal service, nor rain nor Internet outages will keep the comment awards from getting to you.