What happened in your world this week, ducklings? After some thrilling evenings spent binging on Gilmore Girls and eating packaged carbs, I finally left my apartment during the debate to go grocery shopping. It was wonderful. The store was empty and I had to elbow exactly zero hipsters to get to my favorite flatbread. Have you tried the frozen flatbread at Trader Joe’s? You’ll hear angels. Thankfully Lemon and Rachel GChatted the debate (because freedom) and it was a lot funnier than watching Mittens say things.
This week Riese and Carolyn gave us more stuff to read and think about and Ali encouraged us to be the revolution with our books. Speaking of lit, have you read a f*cking Canadian book lately? We also posted playlists for fall, jazz queens and bunk bed listening parties. And what did you think of these six tumblrs with butches doing things and adorable baby animals? Yes, whiskey kittens can help you be more productive. It’s basically science.
Season 2 of Unicorn Plan-It premiered on Wednesday (passive aggressive mattress moving never looked better). Other highlights from this week include the queer guide to San Diego, DIY scarf-making and container gardening. By the way, what are you doing next weekend? Can we hang out? Wait, are you even listening to me? Or did you just get a confusing text message from a girl and she said a confusing thing and now you don’t know if your coffee date is still happening? What if it’s not even a date? And what if she thinks you’re super clingy for replying right away? Fear not, Brittani has words for you. But first I have awards for you…
The And That’s A Fact Award to Tara: “They have matching dogs in matching christmas outfits. You can’t break up something like that, daaayyyymmmmnnn.“
The Yes, That’s The Proper Reaction Award to Kate B: “I swear to god I thought the title said ‘Sew Yourself a Nosy Cock-Nest this Fall’ and I was freaked the fuck out.“
The The I’d Pay For That Award to Julia: “It’s like descriptions of butches leaning is the porn I never knew I wanted“
The Put A Beer On It Award to flamboyant cuttlefish and bookbound:
The Very Best Reason For A Makeover Award to Sad hoodie: “I am wearing the same hoodie that Finn is wearing. This is not good for my self-esteem.“
The Putting The L in LAPD Award to eliz: “What exactly do I have to do in order to get Unicorn P.I. to come arrest me? I’ve already jay-walked today. I also idled my car in front of a fire hydrant. This stuff’s gotta count for something.“
The Take Caution When Flossing Award to Jojo: