There will never be anything better than Laneia as Wednesday Addams, I’m positive.
20. i wish we could put together a listling of “things we emailed each other in rapid succession when stef brought up marilyn manson.”
Paper mache’d wombs and emasculation stations are great and all, but what if there were a haunted house that was just filled with a fuckton of things lesbians are terrified of?
I went to the Texas State Fair and all I got was a lousy turkey leg.
“This is the show that started my desire to defend series that fell through the cracks, so imagine me being misty-eyed and shaking my fist at the heavens as I write this.”
“4. Beaver cake.”
Because hey, if you’re going to go there, you could at least be thorough.
Where to go and what to do when you want to ditch that vibrator and find a good helping hand.
4. Hey, have we talked about the video for “Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)” ????
I mean, why not?
Cucumbers and cream cheese: You’re into role play. Also maybe corsets.
9. The power to make people allergic to any food/cure any allergy.
Because you can’t just say nothing before hanging up the phone.
You know, like Disney Adventures and Dolly Magazine and Stone Soup and all those other radical rags! Circa 1988-1992!
You may be experiencing Lesbian Prison Show Withdrawal Syndrome, and it’s a very serious condition. Go ahead and download yourself a dosage of the Aussie prison drama Wentworth!
So many ways to get your language learning on! Enjoy, queermos. Et bonne chance!
It’s hot and it’s cold.
Holy crap we’re old.