I want to say things like “white people” without someone telling me we’re in a post-racial society and I wanna be surrounded by love that reminds me of my grandma’s house.
Part of the reason that initial knitting attempts stall out (or never get started) is that we don’t have enough achievable motivation. Check out these easy, diverse projects that all rely on the simple garter stitch.
Sometimes it takes a little time to figure out who the hell you are.
1. Communication. 2. Lots of communication. 3. So much communication. 4. No really, communicate. 5. Seriously just talk about things!!!!
“I slept in your place and on your pillow — it was most as good as the cigarette you lit and gave me all gooey — not quite, for we had you and the sweet taste too — I am foolish about you I admit.”
12. Getting a macchiato from Starbucks and the barista gets her name right because she’s fucking Raven-Symoné
“The fact that both male and female homosexuals congregate on one island no doubt gives them a sense of what might be called herd-security, much like sheep gathering together under a tree during a storm.”
Because no one appreciates your skills quite like the human who saved all of your paintings from K-12 Art Class.
Sometimes a peach is not really a peach.
Broccoli: a divisive vegetable, but I hope you’re on the side of thinking it’s seriously delicious.
Next time you’re tempted to ask your vegan friend, just read this instead.
Or “very close friendship.” Whatever.
“8. Anything to do with clams, really.”
They are available for endorsements on LinkedIn.
For the week ahead: a whole bunch of ways to eat soba noodles, because soba noodles are delicious.
If you’ve ever thought, “I really wish I knew some super sexy dino facts,” this is definitely the list for you.
“She’s not the protagonist in this one but she does kiss a girl and is very self-righteous which I think does it for a lot of people.”
Queer women work in politics around the world. Here are 10 who were the first out women to hold their particular seat, and just a few of the cool things they’ve done since then.
Confessions of a peanut butter fanatic.
Ellen Page knows how to get you to visit her hometown, because Ellen Page knows how to get you, period.