Get Yours: It's a Brand New Style of Autostraddle T-Shirt!

We've already rolled out calendars, some extra-special posters and our last printing of "Autostraddle This" t-shirts and now it's time for our final merchandise debut of the holiday season:

The Autostraddle A-Game T-Shirt - $25

kelsey san francisco

We are super excited about this t-shirt in a major way. Less sexually suggestive, perhaps, than the "Autostraddle This" t-shirt, the Autostraddle A-Game T-shirt is a 100% cotton heather grey American Apparel V-Neck t-shirt with a distressed Autostraddle "A" logo on your chest:

These are unisex sizes, so err on the side of smaller, but also they shrink in the first wash.

We guarantee we will get this shit to you before the holidays. Also if you order any merch today or tomorrow, you have our promise that it'll be in the mail by Saturday the 10th at the latest!

So get yours RIGHT NOW!

All profits benefit the ongoing existence of Autostraddle, which is a lesbian-owned independent business that needs your support!

Oh yes, and if you wanna cut up your shirt, you can find out how to do that right here.

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Also in the store:

2012 Autostraddle Calendar

"Autostraddle This" T-Shirts (M, L, XL, 2XL)

Unicorn Plan-It T-Shirts

"You Do You" Posters

Lesbian Sex Flowchart Poster

"You Do You" Stickers

Go get one before they sell out!

56 responses to “Get Yours: It's a Brand New Style of Autostraddle T-Shirt!”

Marika (member)
December 8, 2011 at 9:59 am Permalink Reply Report user

I’d buy 17 of them if the A was scarlet.

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1. ansleyd123 (member)
  December 12, 2011 at 11:22 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Does anyone have any experience with washing red sharpie or will this end in crying?
  
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Amber
December 8, 2011 at 10:00 am Permalink Reply

I’m going to pick one up, even at the risk of people thinking I’m REALLY into Airwalks. That’s how much I back you guys.

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1. Jordan
  December 8, 2011 at 10:13 am Permalink Reply
  
  LingOL
  
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Shannon (member)
December 8, 2011 at 10:07 am Permalink Reply Report user

Very sneaky, getting us to buy another t-shirt…very, very sneaky…

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1. Shannon (member)
  December 8, 2011 at 10:08 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Also, it’s fucking rad.
  
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2. riese (member)
  December 8, 2011 at 10:32 am Permalink Reply
  
  haha… well, tons of people were requesting that we make a shirt that isn’t sexually suggestive as apparently “autostraddle this” is, so we did! it is fucking rad, I CONCUR
  
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kd15 (member)
December 8, 2011 at 10:14 am Permalink Reply Report user

Love it, you even got me to log in at work so I could immediately order one

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Alexandra (member)
December 8, 2011 at 10:17 am Permalink Reply Report user

Thank you! I couldn’t be more excited about a V-neck!

Side note: It needs to be mentioned somewhere in fine print that Kelsey is NOT included…

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stephanie
December 8, 2011 at 10:18 am Permalink Reply

love it! and kelsey looks great!

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1. Sim (member)
  December 9, 2011 at 9:38 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Agreed: Kelsey’s modeling sells this. Fo reals.
  
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  1. K
    December 11, 2011 at 1:46 pm Permalink Reply
    
    Not gonna lie. I only looked at this post because of the cute girl.
    
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Rachel (member)
December 8, 2011 at 10:24 am Permalink Reply Report user

Ooh! I’m a fan! *snags one*

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Dena (member)
December 8, 2011 at 10:28 am Permalink Reply Report user

I think my measuring tape is lying to me. I totally wear a M in American Apparel V-necks. God damnit Thanksgiving.

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Carmen (member)
December 8, 2011 at 10:28 am Permalink Reply Report user

GOD I WANT ONE SO BAD

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Kate
December 8, 2011 at 10:42 am Permalink Reply

yay for Kelsey being back! where has she been??

shirt is great too

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1. kelsey (member)
  December 8, 2011 at 11:16 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  creepin’
  
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  1. Rae (member)
    December 8, 2011 at 12:36 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    
    What size is the shirt you’re wearing? Coz I’m probably that size or a bit smaller. Cheers.
    
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    1. kelsey (member)
      December 8, 2011 at 1:26 pm Permalink Reply Report user
      
      That guy is a small.
      
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      1. Rae (member)
        December 8, 2011 at 1:32 pm Permalink Reply Report user
        
        Cheers!
        
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Emily (member)
December 8, 2011 at 10:45 am Permalink Reply Report user

does kelsey come with the shirt?

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Madison (member)
December 8, 2011 at 11:07 am Permalink Reply Report user

Money coming in this weekend.
GET PAID.
Shirt being ordered as soon as money comes in.
GET LAID.

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1. Ms.Rachel (member)
  December 8, 2011 at 2:13 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  I know this is supposed to be a staff thing but can I please nominate this for a comment award?!?!?!
  
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howlieT (member)
December 8, 2011 at 11:22 am Permalink Reply Report user

I’m not a big shirt wearer, but I am so totally buying one to wear for work. It’s just crying out to be paired with dirty rigging jeans and sturdy boots.

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1. howlieT (member)
  December 8, 2011 at 11:24 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Ahhh damn guys, I can’t use paypal at the moment, (long story)
  
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  1. Dena (member)
    December 8, 2011 at 11:29 am Permalink Reply Report user
    
    Regretsy supporter or something else?
    
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    1. howlieT (member)
      December 8, 2011 at 1:10 pm Permalink Reply Report user
      
      Something else but but similar situation. It’ll just have to wait
      
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e (member)
December 8, 2011 at 11:56 am Permalink Reply Report user

i hate all of you with income.

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skanky
December 8, 2011 at 12:24 pm Permalink Reply

Wait, that’s Kelsey?

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Laneia (member)
December 8, 2011 at 12:29 pm Permalink Reply

KELSEY
T-SHIRT
KELSEY
T-SHIRT

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sascha (member)
December 8, 2011 at 12:36 pm Permalink Reply Report user

just got mine! so excited!

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Rachel (member)
December 8, 2011 at 12:37 pm Permalink Reply

I AM GOING TO WEAR THIS SHIRT SO HARD. i might wear two at once. can’t promise anything.

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1. Dena (member)
  December 8, 2011 at 12:44 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  TWO AT ONCE. I may try to rock this look.
  
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Rachel B (member)
December 8, 2011 at 12:55 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Kelsey is stupid cute. I’ll take her as well, please. I love it.

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riese (member)
December 8, 2011 at 12:56 pm Permalink Reply

i put one on yesterday to see how it fit and then i kept it on and now i am wearing it again, that’s just how much i like it.

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1. pips (member)
  December 8, 2011 at 1:50 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  when i got my first autostraddle shirt i didn’t take it off for 4 days. it didn’t even smell. true story. that’s how magical these shirts are.
  
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  1. TSwizzle (member)
    December 8, 2011 at 10:22 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    
    Same! I wore it to a party, had great fun demonstrating the meaning of ‘straddle’ to my non-english-speaking friend, wore it to bed coz I was too drunk to change, wore it the entirety of the next day coz I was too hungover to change, threw a jacket on and wore it to visit my grandmother (who asked me what sport ‘The Autos’ played), fell asleep on her couch still wearing it, then asked it to marry me as soon as I woke up. I’m still waiting on an answer, but GOSH DARN these shirts are comfy.
    
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    1. riese (member)
      December 9, 2011 at 3:00 pm Permalink Reply
      
      TSwizzle: Always a King Among Men
      
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Staise
December 8, 2011 at 1:17 pm Permalink Reply

Can I get a free Kelsey with mine? )
x

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CatD (member)
December 8, 2011 at 4:25 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I am going to wear the shit out of this and feel super good about myself while doing so.

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Ash (member)
December 8, 2011 at 5:30 pm Permalink Reply Report user

So, I need this in my life and on my chest space.

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J
December 8, 2011 at 6:53 pm Permalink Reply

I’m from Singapore and I just bought the shirt
I AM SO EXCITED YOU ALL

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not an email address! huzzah
December 8, 2011 at 9:53 pm Permalink Reply

I want this shirt! I think I will order one right now even though I’m super broke. Autostraddle deserves my money!

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1. Luccia
  December 8, 2011 at 9:55 pm Permalink Reply
  
  Ummm I accidentally put my email as my name….can anyone fix that? Thankssss!
  
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  1. $tct as vi/\g3ra 5p/\mb0t$
    tct as vi/\g3ra 5p/\mb0t
    December 8, 2011 at 10:16 pm Permalink Reply
    
    hi licuia d0 yu n33d penoir elargments
    gro 5 finvches in won we3k!
    just 1 click!!1
    
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    1. Paloma (member)
      December 9, 2011 at 2:50 am Permalink Reply Report user
      
      For some reason “penoir elargments” alsmost sound elegant. As if it has something to do with expensive silk bath robes, or something.
      
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      1. Dena (member)
        December 9, 2011 at 2:37 pm Permalink Reply Report user
        
        I read it as ‘pinoir’, Yes I would like to increase the amount of wine I have, thank you.
        
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Jessica S. (member)
December 8, 2011 at 11:39 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Kelsey’s face is soft like the bottom of a baby pig…like, the skin.

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Sav
December 9, 2011 at 7:55 am Permalink Reply

Just got my new vneck and a You Do You sticker.

SO MUCH EXCITEMENT.

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abacus
December 9, 2011 at 7:36 pm Permalink Reply

In the time it took me to realize that I need this all the smalls got gone

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meee
December 10, 2011 at 11:09 am Permalink Reply

Is there anything on the back of the new shirt? Or is it just empty?

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1. riese (member)
  December 11, 2011 at 9:43 am Permalink Reply
  
  empty
  
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Darcy (member)
December 10, 2011 at 11:23 am Permalink Reply Report user

BOUGHT. I feel like I’m totally getting laid if I wear this out on NYE…

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Luccia
December 10, 2011 at 4:25 pm Permalink Reply

Just got my new shirt and I LOVE it. I want 10.

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emilu (member)
December 12, 2011 at 8:10 am Permalink Reply Report user

aaargh, autostraddle you finally have a style of shirt i can wear and you sell out of my size immediately! I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY AND WEAR THINGS THAT PROFESS MY LOVE FOR YOU.

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1. riese (member)
  December 13, 2011 at 10:20 am Permalink Reply
  
  we’ll get more eventually
  
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