Dirty Girl stars Juno Temple and Jeremy Dozier as Danielle, the school slut, and Clark, the closeted homo. To ensure you’re immediately aware that Danielle is sexually active, the movie opens in the back of a Chevy in the school parking lot where Danielle is rocking some dude’s world. (A real slut would know all the secluded back alleys and other ideal sexing locations.)
Pat Benatar’s “Shadows of the Night” plays over the thumping of Danielle’s backseat rendezvous and for a moment, you feel as if the movie might just be the wild dirty sexy romp through adolescence you showed up for.
Unfortunately first-time director Abe Sylvia manages to push what should be a PG-13 Grindhouse flick into a confused Lifetime Movie. However, Temple, Dozier and the rest of his solid ensemble cast do their best to keep that from happening. Let’s discuss.
Juno Temple‘s Danielle walks the school ho walk with a low-brow potty mouth and some seriously irresistible confidence. She commands the boys at her school and seems impervious to the judgmental stares of female classmates. Yet, the second she steps into her home, Danielle is a vulnerable melancholic teenager dealing with the pain of an absentee father and a mother about to marry some Mormon guy.
Milla Jovovich is superb as Sue Ann, Danielle’s hapless but loving mother. (God and she just gets more and more beautiful. I’ve had a crush on Milla Jovovich since she was LeeLu Multipass Big Badda Bing.) Danielle and Sue Ann’s relationship is fraught with the typical chaotic fragility you expect from an adolescent daughter and her Mom, but Sylvia really tries to convince the audience that the tension of their relationship is a result of Danielle’s father’s absenteeism. In addition to attributing Danielle’s hatred of her mother to the apparently inherent inadequacy of a fatherless household, he also blames her promiscuity on her “daddy issues.” Hey, he also wrote the movie! Why else would a girl want to have sex or have beef with her mom? Duh it has to be ’cause she doesn’t have a dad!
In line with typical film tropes, Danielle is punished for her hyper-sexuality. After keeping it too real in sex ed class, she’s sent to “r*tard class.” There’s no room for ho’s at this public school inn.
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I'd be scared if they were my parents too, little baby flour bag
In special ed, Danielle meets Clark, the overweight in the closet boy homo, played effortlessly by Jeremy Dozier. Special Ed, it seems, is where the school stores its sexual deviants and people of color. (And the only place you’ll see people of color in the film.) (Also, why the fuck is Clark in special ed?!!)
Danielle and Clark become partners for the old heterosexual domesticity exercise “this sack of flour is your baby,” and thus are thrust into each other’s lives. They instantly develop the High Drama Best Friendship that only a slut and a fairy know how! (To be fair, Director Sylvia is also a gay man and expresses his love for and friendship with “dirty girls” influenced Danielle and Clark’s relationship.)
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Milla Jovovich as Sue Ann and Mary Steenburgen as Peggy
Before I delve into their BFF-effery, here’s a lil background on Clark. Surprise — Clark too has Daddy Issues. His pops, acted almost too well by a frightening Dwight Yoakum, hates “fags” because fags like penises and penises are of the devil! Peggy, Clarke’s mother, actress Mary Steenburgen, silently acquiesces to her husband’s violent homophobia. Because Sylvia is so focused on this being a movie about Daddy Issues, you’re never quite sure how Peggy feels about her son’s homosexuality or her husband’s hatefulness.
Anyhow, a twist of fate involving gay porn and a California address lead Danielle and Clark on a road trip. And this is where the movie loses its way as Sylvia frantically tries to cram every coming-of-age film cliche right up Dirty Girl’s ass to make sure the audience sees how loveable his protagonists really are.
Movie Cliches in Dirty Girl:
1) road trip
2) slutty blond in skimpy outfits
3) flour baby
4) diary entry voiceovers
5) stripping contest
6) talent show
7) car trouble
8) best friend fight
Now all of these scenarios could work together, just ask John Waters (he makes everything awesome!), but Sylvia milks each scene for its most grandiose emotional response. It’s unfortunate because his super talented cast, lush cinematography and rad 1987 score are just brilliant and give Dirty Girl all of its shine.
The film’s best moments are when Danielle and Clark are allowed to just be teenagers, singing along to the radio or confessing secrets. There’s some redemptive development near the end regarding the importance of mothers, but I don’t wanna spoil it for you so I’ll leave it there. Except to say that we eventually get some much needed MILF-y-ness in a film that rests much of its focus on the body of a teenage girl.
All in all, for a debut film, Dirty Girl is fun to watch, filled with stellar performances and reminds people over the age of 19 why it’s sooo awesome to not be a teenager anymore.
I just saw a screening of this at UCLA film school and loved it! It didn’t feel cliched at all to me–the two young actors are fresh and the adult A-listers are great as always. The fact that they shot it on 16mm was just stunning. I got a chance to talk to Abe after the screening and asked him what it was like making a film with such overtly gay subject matter in today’s world. He encouraged me that a growing number of distributors and producers are not only NOT shunning this kind of content, but are actually looking for it right now, and as a young filmmaker who someday wants to make a feature with gay (espesh lesbian) storylines, I am thrilled at the news. Inspiring, feel good movie, like Priscilla Queen of the Desert crossed with Thelma and Louise. I thought it rocked.
katie,
i totally dug the movie for the most part. The performances were super tight. The buddy chemistry between Danielle and Clark was fun. The moms were solid, dope. Everyone really worked it. The music was rad…like lots of fun.
But at times i found myself asking things like “Wow, really…a talent show? like…just outta nowhere…” some of the plot points felt soo extra.
And i love the fact that the director’s gay and it’s campy gay fun too. But hey, i love my queer cinema enough to critique it in an honest way. Maybe my snarkiness was a little over the top but really it’s all in good fun.
do your thing girl and make those lesbotastic movies!
~g
Yeah, I’m with you, mate. I saw it at Newfest this year and was REALLY wanting it to be good. I’ve seen 2 of Abe’s shorts and was really intrigued to see how he’d go with a feature. It’s the script, and that’s a problem. Stylistically, he’s got it all going on, and I think if you tick off your tropes in a self-aware way then that can totes work. But there were definitely moments where I thought the story just got stuck. And that made for a loss of momentum, and you don’t want that in a road movie. Still, I’m looking forward to seeing what he does next (hopefully with the help of a co-writer).
based on the trailer alone i will definitely see this movie. THEY ARE IN THE SOUTH. even when they’re fake, i will fall for a southern accent every fucking time. i hope this goes straight to netflix instant, so i can enjoy it in my natural habitat.
is her name seriously juno?
that fake accent is INTENSE.
also i did not know oklahoma was the south!
sue ann and peggy need to hook the hell up amirite
wow, sound-bitey.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmila jovovich
oh hell yes i love juno temple to pieces
I just want to share how delighted I am with the title “Homopiece Theater Presents”
sweet! thank you. i was hoping someone would dig it.
:)
you had me at Milla Jovovich autostraddle!