Platinum is kind of the opposite of that — an option for those of you who want to give more than our current levels allow and really level up the number of times in any 24 hour period you’re reminded that they’re an A+ member!
The Autostraddle store is full of some of the best gay merch you’ll ever lay your little gay eyes on.
Buy something for you, your pod friends, your girlfriend, your ex girlfriend, your mom who’s secretly gay, your best friend who you’re secretly gay for, and your polycule.
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We’ve got huge markdowns all over the Autostraddle store right now and if you’re an A+ member, you are REALLY in luck because you’re getting the biggest markdown this side of Autostraddle!
It’s here and queer and only comes once a year. It’s the annual post-holigays sale!
“Think of me as your friendly Autostraddle Store Elf, guiding you through the kickass new merch we’ve added to store so you can support your favorite website and find that bone deep gift giving satisfaction.”
Celebrate the end of #20GAYTEEN with 20% off everything in the Autostraddle store! We’re pretty sure that your happiness and our future depends on it.
Today only, A+ members get an extra-special deal on Autostraddle merch!
There’s something about closing out another long, hard year by being your very best gay self.
As always, when you buy our merch, you’re directly putting money into the pockets of the Autostraddle staff, writers and contributors, SO THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WITH US!
We’ve got huge markdowns all over the Autostraddle store right now and if you’re an A+ member, you are REALLY in luck because you’re getting yet another markdown that’ll last all week!
Yes it’s true! Happy shopping!
It’s summer! The time for smooching and ice cream cones and new t-shirts!
MOMMI SHIRTS FOR EVERYONE IN HONOR OF MOTHER’S DAY, BLESS LESBIAN JESUS, AMEN!
Remember in the ’90s when you’d get a “Best Friends” necklace and one of you would get “Best” and the other would get “Friends” and it didn’t really matter what side you got all that mattered was that now everybody knew that you and her were serious about each other, like very serious, maybe not serious in the exact way that you wished you were serious with her, but still quite very serious?
I bought some amazing stuff from the Autostraddle merch store and I want to tell you all about it!!!!
You deserve it.
Gal Pals! Gender Traitors! Glitter fiends! Get in here for some seriously great gifts!
YOU’RE GAY HAHAHAHA I KNEW IT
Doesn’t matter if you’re an adult human or a human baby, we’re bringing you some FRESH overclothes this month!