HELLO EVERYONE! I’m so excited to introduce you to this years new crop of Autostraddle merch just in time for the holidays! We have new versions of old classics like the You Do You Tee, and the Scissoring Sweatshirt. There’s also brand-spanking new merch, like pronoun stickers with a dreamy vapor wave finish, QUEER MAGNETIC POETRY hand-crafted by Autostraddle writers and staff, and beautiful handmade face masks! As always, your merch purchase will help us continue to exist. Buy something for you, your pod friends, your girlfriend, your ex girlfriend, your byofriend, your mom who’s secretly gay, your best friend who you’re secretly gay for, and your polycule and your cuticles.
Reprinted for a reason! The reason is that y’all love it and so do we! (Also the other reason was you voted for it in this poll to bring back a vintage Autostraddle Tee). This super soft tee is printed on 100% ring spun cotton.
Cozy as fuck and just waiting for you. Printed on a heavyweight, pigment-dyed sweatshirt.
Oh I’m sorry, do you already have enough t-shirts with THEY printed right across the front? Well then I guess you won’t be needing this perfect rendition! Printed on super soft, tri blend fabric.
The perfect tee for anybody who loves running around the park with a group of wild lesbians. Printed on super-soft, 100% ring spun cotton.
Scissoring Sticker — For anyone who knows there’s all this fun to be had, if we just believe in ourselves. 3″x2″. Printed on glowy, satin finish Vapor Wave paper.
Read a Fucking Book Sticker — Truly what the fuck else are you doing with your weekends this year?? 2″x2″. Printed on durable matte vinyl that’s UV protected and waterproof.
Hot Take Sticker — You’re full of them, the hot takes. Just be honest about it. 3″x2″. Printed on durable matte vinyl that’s UV protected and waterproof.
Queerdo Sticker — It’s you, you’re the queerdo. 2″x2″ Printed on a shimmery, shiny vinyl.
Who All’s Gay Here Sticker — For when you’re fresh out of time to fuck around. 3.5″ x 2″. Printed on durable matte vinyl that’s UV protected and waterproof.
Gender Traitor Sticker — Gay. 2″x2″. Printed on a fluorescent neon pink sticker paper that reacts to black light.
Pronoun Stickers — Each sticker is 2″ tall and printed on glowy, satin finish Vapor Wave paper.
Autostraddle’s first magnetic poetry kit! 330 VERY GAY WORDS to express your tender, horny, poetic heart.
Masks for your queer gay face in six bold prints illustrated by Maanya Dhar, Ren Strapp and Rohama Malik; lovingly handmade by Jess Sheeran. They feature a filter pocket, are fully adjustable and tie behind the head. 100% cotton and machine washable.
Holiday Delivery Deadlines
To get your deliveries in time for the holidays make sure to place your order by
📦 12/15 — USPS Retail Ground Service*
📦 12/18 — First-Class Mail Service*
📦 12/19 — Priority Mail Service*
📦 12/23 — Priority Mail Express Service*
* These dates are for domestic orders–we have no guarantee for international orders ♡
Conceptual Ideas / Riese + Sarah Sarwar
Designers / Sarah Sarwar, Rory Midhani, Alex Vega + Erin
Illustrators / Betty Turbo, Maanya Dhar, Ren Strapp, Rohama Malik and Aubrey Casazza
Printing / Hello Merch, Spoonflower, Sticker Ninja + US Magnetix