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NEW MERCH ALERT: Tees! Sweatshirts! Stickers! Face Masks! QUEER! MAGNETIC! POETRY!

Collage of Autostraddle Merch items. Shirts, Sweatshirt, Magnetic Poetry Kit, Stickers, Face Masks.

HELLO EVERYONE! I’m so excited to introduce you to this years new crop of Autostraddle merch just in time for the holidays! We have new versions of old classics like the You Do You Tee, and the Scissoring Sweatshirt. There’s also brand-spanking new merch, like pronoun stickers with a dreamy vapor wave finish, QUEER MAGNETIC POETRY hand-crafted by Autostraddle writers and staff, and beautiful handmade face masks! As always, your merch purchase will help us continue to exist. Buy something for you, your pod friends, your girlfriend, your ex girlfriend, your byofriend, your mom who’s secretly gay, your best friend who you’re secretly gay for, and your polycule and your cuticles.

You Do You Shirt - Black with a white design

You Do You Tee


Reprinted for a reason! The reason is that y’all love it and so do we! (Also the other reason was you voted for it in this poll to bring back a vintage Autostraddle Tee). This super soft tee is printed on 100% ring spun cotton.

Blue sweatshirt with black and white scissoring graphic by Rory Midhani

Scissoring Sweatshirt


Cozy as fuck and just waiting for you. Printed on a heavyweight, pigment-dyed sweatshirt.

Heather Grey Shirt with a black "They" graphic

They Tee


Oh I’m sorry, do you already have enough t-shirts with THEY printed right across the front? Well then I guess you won’t be needing this perfect rendition! Printed on super soft, tri blend fabric.

Blue shirt with a white "Let's Go Lesbians" graphic of a figure with a backwards baseball cap running.

Let’s Go Lesbians Tee


The perfect tee for anybody who loves running around the park with a group of wild lesbians. Printed on super-soft, 100% ring spun cotton.


Scissoring Sticker — For anyone who knows there’s all this fun to be had, if we just believe in ourselves. 3″x2″. Printed on glowy, satin finish Vapor Wave paper.

Read a Fucking Book Sticker — Truly what the fuck else are you doing with your weekends this year?? 2″x2″. Printed on durable matte vinyl that’s UV protected and waterproof.

Hot Take Sticker — You’re full of them, the hot takes. Just be honest about it. 3″x2″. Printed on durable matte vinyl that’s UV protected and waterproof.

Queerdo Sticker — It’s you, you’re the queerdo. 2″x2″ Printed on a shimmery, shiny vinyl.

Who All’s Gay Here Sticker — For when you’re fresh out of time to fuck around. 3.5″ x 2″. Printed on durable matte vinyl that’s UV protected and waterproof.

Gender Traitor Sticker — Gay. 2″x2″. Printed on a fluorescent neon pink sticker paper that reacts to black light.

Pronoun Stickers — Each sticker is 2″ tall and printed on glowy, satin finish Vapor Wave paper.

Autostraddle Queer Magnetic Poetry

Autostraddle’s first magnetic poetry kit! 330 VERY GAY WORDS to express your tender, horny, poetic heart.

Face Masks

Masks for your queer gay face in six bold prints illustrated by Maanya Dhar, Ren Strapp and Rohama Malik; lovingly handmade by Jess Sheeran. They feature a filter pocket, are fully adjustable and tie behind the head. 100% cotton and machine washable.

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Holiday Delivery Deadlines

To get your deliveries in time for the holidays make sure to place your order by

📦 12/15 — USPS Retail Ground Service*
📦 12/18 — First-Class Mail Service*
📦 12/19 — Priority Mail Service*
📦 12/23 — Priority Mail Express Service*

* These dates are for domestic orders–we have no guarantee for international orders ♡

Conceptual Ideas / Riese + Sarah Sarwar
Designers / Sarah Sarwar, Rory Midhani, Alex Vega + Erin
Illustrators / Betty Turbo, Maanya Dhar, Ren Strapp, Rohama Malik and Aubrey Casazza
Printing / Hello Merch, Spoonflower, Sticker Ninja + US Magnetix

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  1. I’m here for the houseplant content this week – first Shelli’s Monstera Mommi Lex profile and now this monstera print mask.

  2. Does the magnetic poetry kit include “basic words” like pronouns, prepositions, common verbs… or does it need to be used with a pre-existing basic kit ?

    • Yes! It does have a basic kit included — there are 140 basic words and 190 very queer, very Autostraddle words.

  3. Allow me to testify that I got a couple of masks as a fundraiser perk and they are the comfiest, best-fitting masks I own.

    • Yesss Chess! I love them too. Jess was the first mask maker I ordered from at the onset of the pandemic and I’ve been ordering her masks ever since.

  4. I was just thinking it’s time to order some new masks. I’m so excited this new merch is awesome!

  5. Both the hands mask and the oyster mask sold out before I saw them, alas! Will there be another run of these, or are they gone forever?

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