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Nine Vegetables Procrastinating Queers Can Still Grow from Seed in May!
Hey there, my procrastinating yet effervescent gay friend. I’m so glad you’re here and that you’re contemplating the possibility of growing at least one vegetable. I’m here to tell you it is not too late to plant some seeds right now in May!
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5 Breakfasts to Impress Your Hookup Who Unexpectedly Stayed the Night, Dietary Restrictions and All
If you, like me, have incredibly niche neuroses and intensive caretaker concerns that include providing your hook-up a breakfast to remember (or at least sustain themselves), these five quick, low-maintenance, dietary-specification-inclusive recipes are for you.
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Lesbian and Bisexual Women of History Who Were Obsessed with Their Dogs, Part 4
We’re back for a barely conceivable fourth installment looking at the big dogs, little dogs and doggy dogs of more lesbian and bisexual women of history who were obsessed with them!
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13 Easy Houseplants for Seasonally Depressed Gays and Their Cats
Will these plants solve real mental health issues? Absolutely not, but they might make you feel more alive for the next few months, and also your cat can gnaw on them to its heart’s content, the asshole.
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Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Products, Ranked By Jack-o’-Lantern Emojis
“If I were Pac-Woman and these pumpkin rolls were the little dots in the maze I had to eat, I would win every time.”
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7 Bar Games To Make Your Holigays Merry and Bright!
Bookmark this list on your phone, send it to your friends in your group text. Be the hero who saves The Holigays! (Or at least, be the hero who kicks your party up a notch!)
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Lesbian and Bisexual Women of History Who Were Obsessed With Their Dogs, Part 1
If you’ve been waiting your whole life to find people in history that really reflect who you are, today is that day! We’re examining the many ways gay, bisexual, queer and other unquantifiably not-straight women have built lasting, meaningful and downright obsessive relationships with their canine friends over the years.
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Lesbian and Bisexual Women of History Who Were Obsessed With Their Dogs, Part 2
What further revelations lurk in our woefully unexplored queer pupper past? Find out literally right now, as we continue our historical adventures with gal’s best pal!
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16 Ways to Eat Like Hillary Clinton on the Campaign Trail
A reporter asked Hillary how many calories are in this and she booed him and kept eating. Damn right.
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22 Smoothie Recipes To Freeze (And Fuel) Your Brain (And Body)
Nothing is better than cold fruit giving you a brain freeze on a warm day. It makes you feel alive and invigorated!
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Potions Class is in Session: Five Healing Drinks You Can Make at Home
Unlike most medicines, these drinks taste great, and they can all be made easily with common ingredients and kitchen equipment. Let’s get started!
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23 No-Mess Snacks For Board Game Night
23 one-hand, no-mess snacks for game night that will have your friends full and your board games clean as a whistle.
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31 Delectable Dumpling Recipes to Make Dinner Delish
We’re always looking forward to dinner when dumplings are on the menu.
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30 Healthy Snacks for Crunching Your Way Into the New Year
Perfect for hosting your New Year’s Eve bash for your friends who have all declared they’re going to go gluten-free, vegan AND paleo in 2015.
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30 Food Fusions to Confuse and Delight Your Palate
It’s kind of like a “best of” for food mashups from around the world.
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27 Foods You Can Make in the Microwave
If it requires a stove, oven or toaster, you won’t find it here.
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Never Shop At Hobby Lobby Again: A List Of Alternative Craft Stores Both Chain and Indie
There are currently 628 Hobby Lobby stores in 47 states and we never, ever, ever have to shop there again. With this list, you won’t even miss it, I promise.
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30 Ways To Treat Yourself With Dark Chocolate
Dark chocolate makes life a little more bearable.
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26 Recipes With Which to Blend Your Way to a Better Life
Will it blend? (Yes.)
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Excuse Me But These Cats Have Serious Business To Attend To
They are available for endorsements on LinkedIn.