The Comment Awards Are Mulling Over March

Good day, shrimp cocktails!

Autostraddle is celebrating five years of existence this month by rolling out top 5 lists every day. This week Mey talked about her top five trans roots, Ali offered ways to make our old computers feel brand new again and Rachel imagined five chores for her nonexistent personal assistant circa 2011.

The Straddleverse is also seeking new DIY and food writers so the foodies and craftswomen among you should apply! And while we anxiously await Oprah’s Lindsay Lohan docuseries we’re listening to Brittani on DeAnne Smith’s podcast and eating pizza with a side of feminism.


On “Divergent” Star Shailene Woodley Is An Apparently Queerish Hippie Who Believes In Trees:

The Hey Ladies Award to Monique:

Monique

On You Need Help: So You Want To Try Being A BDSM Top:

The Better Safe Than Sorry Award to Emily:

Emily

On Top Five Fifty-First States That Never Were:

The Most Confident On The Continent Award to Carmen SanDiego:

carmen sd

The It’s A State Of Mind Award to VJustin and Maddie: 

Vjustin and maddie

On Top Five Tasks I Wanted a Personal Assistant to Perform Circa 2011:

The Worth It For The Wobbly Furniture Fixer Alone Award to Chandra:

chandra

The Aural Report Award to livethequestion: 

livethequestion

On Everybody F*cking Hates Tinder And We Are All Going To Die Alone:

The We’re Guessing Oxblood Award to Torrebelle:

Torrebelle

 


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carrie

carrie is a nine to five office dweller in massachusetts. she loves waves, ​collects skateboards and is perpetually planning her escape from the northeast.

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