Yeah right, like she WASN’T going to drink for those 48 hours of freedom.

In which Maura makes a friend, the siblings continue to make terrible interpersonal choices, and also there are some geese.

It’s the season finale of Orange is the New Black, and so much shit is about to go down. Ride with me.

Jim Gordon and Renee Montoya are your new BrOTP. Welcome to the future.

This week on Faking It, Girls Night becomes “Lots of Girls Night”!

Have you seen the preview for Amazon Prime’s new trans woman-centered dramedy Transparent? We have, and we have very conflicted feelings about it.

In which a number of plans go awry.

Because there was no way to fit another Halloween into the senior year the Liars have been living for the last five years, we earned an actor retrospective!

An exasperated trans woman and her three narcissistic kids walk into a bar.

Can we talk about Season 2 of The Fosters? Because I feel like we need to talk about it.

This week on “Faking It,” Laverne Cox has to choose between Karma, Shane, Lauren and Oliver for who will be queen of the castle. Also, Amy really goes the extra mile.

Fox’s biggest hope just might live up to the hype, as long as it lets its queer women of color shine.

This week on “Faking It,” Amy sends Karma on a birthday scavenger hunt that somehow doesn’t lead her to The Planet.

Due to the fact that Arizona and Callie are stuck with Another Baby as their storyline, liberties were taken to spice up this week’s recap. You’re welcome, America.

This week on “Faking It,” Karma is really mad you guys. LIKE REALLY MAD.

Someone is going to die on tonight’s “Pretty Little Liars” mid-season finale! Who will it be? Maybe it will be you! But probably it will be Mona.

“20. Learn to roll your own cigarettes. Then rip them up and pour bleach all over them. Smoking is bad for you.”

“Journalist dude’s mouth says ‘no problem, let me know if you change your mind’ but his face says ‘I AM VRY DISAPPOINTED IN U PIPER U ARE ACTING LIKE SEASON 1 PIPER RN’.” Caputo makes a cameo with a tiny plant.

The recap in which I realize everything that’s wrong about the fact we’re only watching this show for the queers and not the content.

I think Poussey could say she’s invented the toilet brush and y’all would buy yourselves at least six toilet brushes, you would have a room in your house just for toilet brushes.