We have a Gay Agenda to fulfill! And we can only do it with your help! Also, do not miss these perks! We’re not kidding.

“No compensative effervescence is really a pandemic mood.”

“Where is the lesbian dog rep?” “Courtney! You have a cat!”

We’re very serious gay professionals.

Y’all aren’t f*cking around — we’re almost to our goal! Also, you wrote some VERY cute tweets that we would like to review with the whole group.

“Marry me so we can live in a tiny house!”

“I too am in ‘active negotiations’ to include LGBT content in my holidays – by setting up an OkCupid profile.”

“Wearing pants? In this economy?”

In a time when digital resources and connection are more vital than ever — including workplaces that employ LGBTQ people sustainably — Autostraddle wants to not only keep our lights on, but ensure they’ll keep burning as brightly as possible.

“Somewhere, a Carol fan with editing skills and YouTube account is losing their mind right now.”

“Is there anything gayer than inventing AI in your basement so you have someone to talk to about your ex?”

“Leia…I am your mommi.”

YOU LETTERED IN BEING THIRSTY I LOVE IT I LOVE YOU!

How hard do you go on the Hayley Kiyoko when making your summer road trip playlist?

“Don’t c@ me.”

Do you remember the first inspiration models or role models in your life? Come chill with me and let’s get hella nostalgic!

“Gay cheerleader of the cosmos, guess I found my desired position for future job applications.”

“A million little sweet figs for the person who wrote ‘once I cheated on my life partner with a wall in a jail.'”

“Petition to call a group of feminists ‘A Simmering Rage?'”

“Is being #teamjughead going to be like being obsessed with Devon Sawa for the next generation of pre-out lesbians?”