In our third of four recamps, Elicia Sanchez laughs so hard she almost pees in her pants except she wasn’t wearing pants, she was wearing tights.

What are you waiting for? Let’s wait together.

“As an adult, I wrestle with the stupid irony of having watched my grandmother live out her Alzheimer’s and not remembering anything about it.”

This week on “Faking It,” everybody has to find a prom date and at least five surprising things took place!

The new TBS comedy, Clipped, features a queer woman of color playing a queer woman of color!

16 shows, 26 confirmed queer characters. Plus, a downloadble PDF calendar with premiere dates!

Mark your calendars for 13 straight hours of watching TV this summer.

It would be like Rachel’s “Helping you Help Yourself,” but with more of a Stef vibe and maybe just a series of gifs or images with captions that get right to the heart of the matter. Like “DON’T GO TO WORK LATE, ASSHOLE.”

Alana gets one step closer to getting murdered on Hannibal, Stef and Lena are finally okay on The Fosters, Caitlyn deals with the family fall out of her Vanity Fair interview on I Am Cait, and more queer TV you may have missed!

Plus, Survivor’s Remorse returns, Audrey is still not dead on “Scream,” and we’re diving deep with Carmilla.

Plus new trailers for Faking It and Survivor’s Remorse!

“Right now I’m working on my astral projection skills and I think that should speed things along.”

It’s going to be a big summer, so we’ve made you a calendar to use as a queer lady TV-viewing guide.

“There were all these different bodies and shapes and colors that came in to audition, women who had gone to Juilliard or been on Broadway, but no one wants to put them on TV because they don’t necessarily fit into a TV executive’s idea of what’s beautiful.”

“Faking It” has a preview filled with good stuff and bad stuff and also a premiere date! It’s all happening!

“Here are some strategies that I’ve developed in order to survive each new season of bodies doing things inside of lines.”

Let’s get down to business.

Scream is super queer, Complications keeps surprising me (in a good way), and Vee returns to The Fosters.

Pokewomen, brontsauri and an ode to hands.

Lori Petty of “Tank Girl” and “A League of Their Own” fame joining the cast of “Orange is the New Black” is just the latest in casting news for our favorite Netflix original series.