The Comment Awards Are Getting On About Getting It On

Hello, desert cacti!

This week Hillary announced she’s running for PresidentIndiana scrambled to rebrand itself and the QTPOC Speakeasy spoke out on Walter Scott and Eric Harris.

We talked about the meaning of queer adulthoodself-insemination, how the Fight for $15 movement is relevant to LGBT people and how to combat tech’s “woman problem.”

Heather broke our heart into a million pieces then put it back together again and A+ members got a glimpse of Riese’s diary.

Also, “Orphan Black” fan fiction, finding the way to your crush’s heart by wooing their pet and what we’re going to talk about when we talk about Hillary.

Finally, the warm spring weather must have ‘straddlers across the land all hot and bothered because nearly every dern comment award is about sex stuff this time around! Let’s get personal on this personal best…

On 50 Fascinating Things You Really Wanted Us To Know About How You Have Sex:

The Freudian Clit Award to Leah:

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On Queer Women Masturbate More Than Straight Women, Our Sex Survey Says:

The Happy Belated Pi(e) Day Award to The 619:

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On VIDEO: Orange Is the New Black’s Season 3 Trailer Is Everything You Need And More:

The Boi Crush Award to Foxfire:

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The *Ahem* Award to Katie S:

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On NSFW Sunday Wants Your Face Between Her Legs:

The You + Me = Us Award to Kate:

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On 6 Ways To Get Your Crush’s Pet Obsessed With You:

The Solemates Award to Rie:

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On The 100 Gayest Places You’ve Had Sex:

The At The Intersection of Gay Road and Queer Street Award to Emily:

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carrie is a nine to five office dweller in massachusetts. she loves waves, ​collects skateboards and is perpetually planning her escape from the northeast.

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  1. In response to the last comment award: I want to add that there’s an actual Gay Road in my city. I drive by it everyday on the way to work.

    And yes I live in Washington too. I love this state.

    • When I lived in Oregon, I dated a girl who lived on Gayety Lane. The PNW must have something going on….

      • Oh totally. I’m in Portland, and we have a North Gay Avenue, as well as a suburb called Happy Valley! Only in the Beaver State…I swear you can’t make this stuff up!

  2. Knowing how much Americans found Greek and Roman anything so fetch b/c democracy and the republic back in the era when Washington state was being “settled” I very much believe you Emily.
    Also there are so many Beaver Creeks…I wonder if it’s some sort of gynocratic conspiracy.

  3. I spent a month working with chainsaws and hand tools building a bridge and fixing trails in the backcountry on Big Beaver Trail, which was next to Big Beaver creek…also in Washington. Secretly I’d hoped the name might serve as some sort of a beacon, but alas I passed the nights solo in my hammock. It was absolutely gorgeous out there.

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