Remember a couple of weeks ago when Riese blessed us with a round-up of 19 things we know about the new season of Orange Is the New Black? Well, now that list is up to 100 because, y’all, Netflix just dropped the Orange Is the New Black season three trailer and it is like manna from the heavens. You thought you missed the show, right? You really did. But you have no idea just how much you missed it. Watch and see:
Okay, and so:
+ Who is that new queer gal with the alternative lifestyle haircut getting her flirt on with Piper?
+ Big Boo’s makeover.
+ Are Flaca and Maritza gonna hook up?! (again?)
+ “You know, the hot one’s back. The Bettie Page of Litchfield.”
+ Gloria and Sophia are arch-enemies now? Why? No!
+ But Big Boo and Pennsatucky are best friends? Lesbian request accepted, I guess!
+ Taystee and Suzanne! :(
+ Apparently Alex is is as mad at Lori Petty as the rest of America because of how Dottie dropped that ball for Kit at the end of A League of Their Own.
+ “It’s not just sex. It’s love. It’s two people connecting … with four other people … and aliens.”
Tell me your feelings about this trailer! Share with me your fears!
Season three lands on Netflix on June 12.