This is my last week at Autostraddle. I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you.

(Jeff Goldblum voice) “Lesbians… uh, find a way.”

“We’re going to just ignore the fact that ABIGAIL STRAIGHT UP EATS ROCKS?!”

“James is a great man who let Bette Porter yell at him all the time and never complained. He was Bette’s most loyal bottom.”

Sometimes when we come out, especially after that first time…it’s kind of hilarious.

Every day we stray further from Darren.

Send me photos of yourself in costume! Send me photos of your pet in costume! I’m making us a family photo album and I need your help!

Tell me! What are your most cherished, funny, awkward gay stories from before you knew you were gay?

And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives…

“I hadn’t yet come to terms with being a lesbian, so I also spent a lot of time making excuses not to have sex.”

‘Tis the season for various companies to throw rainbows on their products in exchange for our hard-earned gay cash! Who’s making cute stuff? Who’s donating to LGBTQ+ non-profits and how much? Who partnered with actual LGBTQ+ people to promote their wares? Let’s rank.

“In television, you either die a hero, or live long enough to become Ilene Chaiken.”

In which we learn that Riese has never actually seen Practical Magic, and might have to send back her toaster.

We’ve got tennis sex, Antiope, and the quantum-physics of Kristen Stewart’s wardrobe – it’s the Comment Awards!

Come for the euphemisms, stay for the butties! It’s the Comment Awards, now with more gender bending Gillian Anderson. Praise.

It was both the best idea and the worst idea I’ve ever had.

We’ve got cosmonauts, laundry tips for misandrist vampires, and a lot of puns about those fellows at Pompeii — too soon?

Immortality, my darlings.

It’s you and like 85 of your closest Autostraddle friends posing with your favorite books! Get in here!

This week we’ve got Rick Astley callbacks, ideas for the next big musical, flirting with baristas and so much more!