Pretty Little Liars Episode 607 Recap: Happy Birthday, Motherf-cker!
“Sorry I was tripping balls at your birthday party and almost got everyone killed with a t-shirt cannon.”
Boob(s On Your) Tube: ABC Family Gets Even Gayer, Hannibal’s Lesbian Sex Happens Inside a Kaleidoscope
Stef and Lena finally decide to go to therapy on The Fosters, Gretchen kicks another guy in the nuts on Complications, and a lesbian bites it on Scream.
Orange Is The New Black Episode 308 Recap: Fear and Loathing in Panty Town
Ruby Rose, the results are in and you are NOT THE FATHER!
Pretty Little Liars Episode 606 Recap: How You Get The Girl
Emily and Sara make out with their faces while the rest of the Liars are attacked by woodland creatures in the night.
Orange is The New Black Episode 307 Recap: Some Kind Of Fetish Fangirl
Strong brews for everybody!
Orange Is the New Black Episode 306 Recap: All That Is Gold Does Not Glitter
Chang has a lot of secrets. The main one is she’s a total badass!
Boob(s On Your) Tube: Abby Wambach Makes Out With Her Wife On International TV, Deal With It
Scream is super queer, Complications keeps surprising me (in a good way), and Vee returns to The Fosters.
Orange Is The New Black Episode 305 Recap: Fake Acid, Fake Personality Tests and Real Panties
Piper and Alex make plans to be stereotypical lesbeans! Black Cindy gets some new curls. Flaca starts a feelings-war with her homegirls in the kitchen. And everyone fills out their E-Harmony profile together!
Pretty Little Liars 605 Recap: The Girl With the Tippi Tattoo
Sara Harvey takes Emily to get a tattoo while Spencer and Hanna go creeping in the Radley Basement of Infinite Horrors.
Pretty Little Liars Episode 604 Recap: Burning In Water, Drowning In Flame
Alison finds out all the ways Charles tried to murder her when she was a baby, and Emily defiles the Holy Water.
Boob(s On Your) Tube: “Scream,” “Hannibal” and “Complications” Are All About That Bad Blood
Plus Lena keeps not telling Stef about how her boss kissed her, and Doc Yewll is so unimpressed with the St. Louis arch comes crumbling down.
Orange Is the New Black Episode 304 Recap: Butch Please, Life’s A Butch, Etc.
“Yes, I’ve been ousted from Internet retirement by the sweet harkening of a fellow bulldyke on TV. And truly, I was not disappointed.”
Orange Is The New Black Episode 302 Recap: Bed Bugs Stop The World. World Stop.
Daya’s STILL pregnant. We shouldn’t ever douche with Lysol or let the bed bugs out of our chia poons. Also, sex stuff happened. Bring enough snacks for the group and get in here!
Boob(s On Your) Tube: “Defiance” And Doc Yewll Return With a Bang!
Also, Younger ended a fantastic first season and USA released the first 15 minutes of Complications.
Boob(s On Your) Tube: 3 New Queer Characters Join The Summertime TV Mix
It’s going to be a big summer, so we’ve made you a calendar to use as a queer lady TV-viewing guide.
Boob(s On Your) Tube: 16 Summer TV Shows You Can Count On For Queer Characters
16 shows, 26 confirmed queer characters. Plus, a downloadble PDF calendar with premiere dates!
Boob(s) On Your Tube: Fall TV Ends With a Whimper, Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant are Accidental Lesbians on SNL
Jane the Virgin, Arrow, and Grey’s Anatomy close out the TV season and ready us for the return of Orange Is the New Black.
Boob(s On Your) Tube: Dead Lesbians and Bisexual Psychos Dominate May Sweeps
Supernatural kills Charlie, Gotham tropes Barbara, Arrow marries Nyssa off to a man. But on the upside, Samira Wiley crushed it on Law & Order: SVU and Raven was amazing on Black-ish.
Boob(s On Your) Tube: “One Big Happy” Ends with a Surprise Gay Wedding
Luisa returns to Jane the Virgin with a new girlfriend, Root gets closer to finding Shaw on Person of Interest, Nyssa gets engaged (and not in a good way) on Arrow, Maggie takes a pregnant woman home on Younger, and more!
Boob(s On Your) Tube: “The Good Wife” Says Goodbye to Its Bisexual Badass
One Big Happy has one more episode, Younger is still adorably hokey, Bo accidentally beds her stepmom on Lost Girl, Sam and Laura see a sexual healer on Newlyweds: The First Year, and The Bold and the Beautiful is still borking it all up.