The unicorns need you to do something for them.

You have so many feelings and you better start writing them down.

“I’m drillin and I’m killin while I’m munching on my chick-fil a/ i ain’t no gay and don’t believe that shit is real / whose bitch can be whose bitch if not a baby-making meal.”

HOW DARE YOU BE SO ON TOP OF THINGS

Everybody’s favorite lesbian webseries, “Unicorn Plan-It,” is gearing up for a very special Season Two!

Queer women singing Broadway showtunes? See ya there.

“Satisfactory social responses are often more obvious to nonautistic individuals. My behavior can be misinterpreted as ludicrous excuses or just being a jerk, when I’m simply lacking social knowledge.”

The only place where you can win awards for talking about bad Glee fashion and getting arrested by Sarah Croce.

Four more years and ten commenters we want to put in office.

Now, I come bearing the ultimate gift: a selflessly and tirelessly compiled list of future Autostraddle Pride meet-ups that has all the information you’ll need to hop on this crazy train of life and ride it right into Hangin’ Out With Cool Strangers Or Maybe Event Old Friends station.

Then this show throws out the most shocking twist of all: Donnie is actually a competent human being! Oh no you guys… do I actually like Donnie now? Is this real life?

This week was crazy! And you all were hilarious.

Are you going to Dinah Shore? Well, so is Brittani and the cast of Unicorn Plan-It! Here’s the scoop on what you should do to maximize your weekend, including a special Haviland Stillwell Mixer at Mango.

Inside: more event invites than you can handle, a lot of worthy causes, a historical case of The Unicorn, and the delicious taste of Republicanism slowly, slowly dying.

Registration is open for A-Camp May 2013! Sign up now to spend four days on a mountain with a bunch of weirdos, it’s gonna be crazy fun.

“I’m gonna support the SHIT outta you.” (Also, a Lilith Flair playlist!)

Words With Girls’ third episode, “Token” is on the interweb. Brittani’s not the only black person at a party and she is not happy about it.

We made it to 80k! That means you can request gifs from Brianna’s brilliant straddle-gifs tumblr AND we’re raffling off two camperships for September for anyone looking for a last-minute vaycay!

Welcome to the first of four fantastic recamps of May 2013 A-Camp. In this fascinating installment, we’ll detail the very first moments of our time together on the mountain and also bears.

Did Keesha and Vick save Bambi’s wedding? Will Harmony find inner peace? Was it good? (It was good, right?) The answers to those questions and more lie inside the First Season Finale of Unicorn Plan-It!