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The Comment Awards Are Cuddling Up With Ghosts
“‘Opportunity to be ghosted by Kristen Stewart’ was my knee-jerk dad joke response.”
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The Comment Awards Are at Hot Topic, Looking for Megan Fox
“I think I just ascended to another plane of being.”
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The Comment Awards Are Snowed In
“Glad to see that Harold has finally learned about lesbians!”
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The Comment Awards Believe In Love and Claws
“Three seasons of watching Niecy Nash in those jumpsuits on ‘Claws,’ I feel like I willed this into existence.”
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The Comment Awards Are Loyal and True
“James is a great man who let Bette Porter yell at him all the time and never complained. He was Bette’s most loyal bottom.”
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The Comment Awards Are Traversing Time and Space to Love and Eat Cabbage
“Francine was almost definitely my root, so this is very affirming.”
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The Comment Awards Know: There Are No Accidents
“Best moment is being in a room full of gays singing along to the Golden Girls theme song!”
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Being or Becoming Real
“I felt disconnected from my art because I had part time and full time jobs that took up most of my time in the world. I wrote on scraps of paper during lunch breaks and tried, at the end of the day, to have an hour or so of “creative time” for myself.”
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So! How Is The Autostraddle Fundraiser Going?
Let’s talk about it!
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I Missed a Lot of Deadlines, a Lot of Family Movie Nights
My work days got longer and I started saying, “Wait, just give me one second” to my kids a lot more.
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The Comment Awards Are at a Cabin in the Woods
“At least I’ll get to make out with my hot girlfriend before checking out the noise in the basement and getting electrocuted by the router!”
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The Comment Awards Are Studying Folklore
“There’s no way a straight person could yearn like Taylor Swift does.”
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I Almost Didn’t Write It
I don’t want to write about it for any other publication. I barely want to write about it for myself.
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The Comment Awards Are Nipple Confident
“I wish I were a Magnificent Melissa, but if we’re being honest, I’m at BEST a Smiling Rob.”
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Glorious, Messy, Bright and Breathing Human Beings 💓
“You’re interrupting the ceaseless algorithm that fuels that capitalist nightmare we live in.” Heather talks about the entirely messy, lovingly undertaken art of creating Autostraddle content that is for queer humans, not robots.
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The Comment Awards Are Dating Through the Zombie Apocalypse
“When we got to the bar, I definitely thought this was going to turn into a quiz about your ideal steamy lesbian date.”
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The Comment Awards Are Hiding In A Tree With A Supersoaker
“Magic Wand as mic is always SO GOOD.”
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Welcome 300 New A+ Members! Announcing a Mini Stretch Goal!
We initially set the goal of 300 people because we thought that was what we could do in two weeks; YOU ALL DID IT IN JUST ABOUT ONE. We’re in a place where we need as many new members as we can get, and since we were already planning to run the drive through the 30th, we’ve set a stretch goal.
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The Comment Awards Are Gasping Out Loud
“Do you thinks we could add an option to specifically donate $69?”
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The Comment Awards Are Fetching the Motherf*cking Bolt Cutters
“Proof that mullets are the gayest thing: I had one in sixth grade!”