We Must, We Must, We Must Study Your Bust
You have them. Scientists want to study them.
The SCOTUS Health Care Ruling: What Does It Mean?
The Supreme Court ruled that the Affordable Care Act and its mandate that Americans carry health insurance or else face a tax is constitutional.
Gays Beat Straights When It Comes To Keeping Their Special Friends Healthy, Study Says
A new study on “health work” in relationships shows that women take care of their men, women take care of their women, and men take care of their men. In other words, gay people are the best.
Seriously, All of Us Really Need to Go the Fuck to Sleep
Maybe we need to start an Occupy Bedrooms movement.
Sunburn Cures For Your Sunburned Ass
I have a hot ass. A burning hot sunburned ass.
VIDEO: Kate Beckinsale Wants Government All Up In Her Vagina
“My right to choose? What about my right to choose to not have a choice?”
Get Fit: Bring Some Nutrition to the Table
“If you are not hungry enough to eat an apple, then you are not hungry.”
Six Gay Benefits of Yoga
What on earth could the gay benefits of yoga be?! (Spoiler Alert: Number five is “Have Better Sex”)
Applicator Shmaplicator: o.b.’s Selfish Shellfish
Thousands of tampon applicators pollute our beaches every year and that’s gross, so let’s cut that out already.
New Studies Say LGBTs Suffer Anxiety, Depression, and Substance Abuse, Oh My
Studies reveal that queer people spend a lot of time experiencing “intense anxiety” and abusing substances.
Health Insurance “Gender Rating” Charges Women $1 Billion Annually For Being Women
More money, more problems? When that money is going to insurance companies who discriminate without cause, you bet your bottom dollar.
Where Were They While She Was Getting High?
Surprise! A new survey indicates that LGBT people “experience higher rates of substance use and abuse.”
Get Fit: Staying Motivated So You Just Don’t Stop
You started a new fitness routine, but how will you keep yourself from bailing out? I have a few ideas!
Listling Without Commentary: Shit You Weirdos Are Allergic To
“Fire ants, maybe.”
Get Fit: Motivating Yourself To Become a Person Who Exercises
If you want to go to the gym but don’t know how to get started or even how you’ll get yourself out the door, we’ve got a column for that.
I Wanna Ride My Bicycle
And the Alliance for Biking and Walking wants me to, too.
How to Zone Out When You’re in Hell
You have the power to ignore that which pisses you off. Here’s how.
Georgia Teaches Us How Not to Combat Childhood Obesity
Georgia’s new anti-childhood-obesity campaign uses stigma and guilt as its main players — what’s wrong with this picture?
Surviving Winter: The Kit
One girl’s mission to overcome the tyranny of winter.
Urban Cyclists Have an Image Problem
Laura’s Team Pick: “A serious debate developed around whether or not bicyclists were assholes.”