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VIDEO: Kate Beckinsale Wants Government All Up In Her Vagina

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May 8, 2012
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Every time somebody asks me “funny or die?” you know what I pick? I pick funny. And sometimes I’m rewarded for that choice in the form of humorous videos like this one, starring Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer and Andrea Savage as Republicans who want government way up deep in their vaginas.

Republicans, Get In My Vagina! from Kate Beckinsale

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Riese is the co-founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker and LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York, and now lives in Los Angeles. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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  • Jessica
    May 8, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    This made me laugh. And cry.

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    • Laurie
      May 8, 2012 at 6:49 pm

      Was it better than CATS!?!?!?

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    • SaylaMarz
      May 9, 2012 at 6:31 pm

      Me too. Also? You’re pretty. Single?

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  • Annaïs
    May 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    My only problem with this video is that Kate Beckinsale puts on an American accent. I know, I know, this is an American issue and she’s supposed to be representin’ but EVERYONE knows it’s her, and I’m sure the US is home to Brits who are equally affected by all this shit (LIKE BECKINSALE). So why the American accent? Why??

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    • UltraViolette
      May 8, 2012 at 2:07 pm

      Acting. She’s not playing Kate Beckinsale, she’s playing a Republican.

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      • Annaïs
        May 8, 2012 at 2:39 pm

        I get that I really do and she does a great job at playing one :P But everyone is selling this video as: “Kate Beckinsale Wants Government All Up In Her Vagina” which is why I’m a bit miffed.
        But that’s stupid and I should be mad at the Republicans instead. Okay that’s it I’m mad at the fucking Republicans and their fucking fucked-up-ness.

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  • Melissa
    May 8, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Bit transphobic, when she says I’m a woman and that means having a vagina.

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    • Grace_B
      May 8, 2012 at 3:52 pm

      I want to believe that was just them being in character as transphobic republicans but… it’s also the mainstream internet.

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      • Chandra
        May 9, 2012 at 9:05 am

        I had the same thought, and counter-thought, and counter-counter thought.

        Also the lines about vaginas being scary and smelly. Some people will take it as part of the parody, but for others it will just reinforce the maddeningly ubiquitous idea that vag = icky.

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  • Pinoe Fan
    May 8, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    Hilarious! and even more awesome because Megan Rapinoe sent me here! :)

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  • JB
    May 8, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    Hello, My name is Government.

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    • mkr
      May 9, 2012 at 2:43 pm

      how’s the view?

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  • ItzaMe
    May 8, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    I have no idea what the rest of this post said because I saw the words “Kate Beckinsale” and “Vagina” and lost the ability to pay attention

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    • bra
      May 8, 2012 at 2:39 pm

      THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! I’m like why am I here again? Omg I just watched Underworld not too long ago and saw the words “Kate Beckinsale” and “Vagina.” I was like “what what !?!” in a fit of enthusiastic fervor.

      What just happened?

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  • Rake
    May 8, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    Why couldn’t it be me instead of government all up in Kate Beckinsale’s vagina?!

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    • ItzaMe
      May 8, 2012 at 3:41 pm

      Cause I’m already there

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  • Sophia
    May 8, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    To be fair, she is definitely American now.
    LOOK AT HER TEETH!
    THOSE ALIEN GRILLS!! THEY’RE BLINDING! WHAT HAS HAPPENED!!!

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    • Rake
      May 8, 2012 at 4:07 pm

      Nah, that tan is American her.

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    • mon
      May 9, 2012 at 5:54 am

      seriously those teeth are so white they’re blue

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      • Sophia
        May 9, 2012 at 4:54 pm

        RIGHT?! If you had those gnashers in England we’d carry you through the village to the hill tops and keep you there as a God / reality television programme opportunity.

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  • Megan
    May 8, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    Kate Beckinsale helped me realize that I wanted to naked snuggle other women. So I mean, I approve.

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  • kd15
    May 8, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    I love this video so much, Judy Greer is the best and Kate Beckinsale is ridiculously hot.

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  • Jenny
    May 8, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    I agree that it’s transphobic to state that “being a woman means having a vagina”; however, I think that line was meant to be a joke about how reductive it is to say that that’s all being a woman means. Being a woman, regardless of what genitalia you were born with, means way more than having a vagina.

    And “my oval office” is now my new favorite term for my cooch.

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  • Angela
    May 8, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    THIS IS AMAZING.

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  • Mary
    May 8, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    SHE DID IT AGAIN! MEGAN RAPINOE LINKED TO AS AGAIN!

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    • Intern Grace
      May 9, 2012 at 8:32 am

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    • carrie
      May 9, 2012 at 8:44 am

      I say we get her on board to do a soccer clinic at A-Camp.

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      • Marika
        May 9, 2012 at 9:15 am

        I would play soccer with her so hard

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  • V.Sacha
    May 8, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    hahaha! The ladies look like they had a lot of bloopers, especially Kate.

    I’m a Republi… *snickeing*
    Where do I want government? In my va… *giggles*
    My right to choose *laughs* to not have a choice…. *laughs uncontrollably*

    I wish I could see the behind the scenes.

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  • DemiArianna
    May 9, 2012 at 10:32 am

    I am from here on out referring to my vagina as my oval office.

    “Step into my oval office.”
    “We have business to take care of in my oval office.”

    I will text my fiancee that she is needed in my oval office.

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  • Caitlin M
    May 9, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    Yeah ‘Oval Office’ is officially the best nickname for a vagina of all time. Move over, ‘Birmingham City Centre.’

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  • Lissi
    May 10, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    My vagina just retracted. It’s currently balled up in my uterus which is hanging out between my lungs.

    Clearly I just need to watch Underworld again. That will solve all my problems.

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  • MEL
    May 11, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    THIS A CRAZY TROP BELLE LA de moiselle

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    Your forum contributions are extremely insightful, and we would appreciate it if you left feedback on the play snake website so that we could continue to develop it. Additionally, we would like to honor you for your insights.

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