VIDEO: Kate Beckinsale Wants Government All Up In Her Vagina

Every time somebody asks me “funny or die?” you know what I pick? I pick funny. And sometimes I’m rewarded for that choice in the form of humorous videos like this one, starring Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer and Andrea Savage as Republicans who want government way up deep in their vaginas.

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33 Comments

  1. My only problem with this video is that Kate Beckinsale puts on an American accent. I know, I know, this is an American issue and she’s supposed to be representin’ but EVERYONE knows it’s her, and I’m sure the US is home to Brits who are equally affected by all this shit (LIKE BECKINSALE). So why the American accent? Why??

      • I get that I really do and she does a great job at playing one :P But everyone is selling this video as: “Kate Beckinsale Wants Government All Up In Her Vagina” which is why I’m a bit miffed.
        But that’s stupid and I should be mad at the Republicans instead. Okay that’s it I’m mad at the fucking Republicans and their fucking fucked-up-ness.

    • THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! I’m like why am I here again? Omg I just watched Underworld not too long ago and saw the words “Kate Beckinsale” and “Vagina.” I was like “what what !?!” in a fit of enthusiastic fervor.

      What just happened?

  2. I agree that it’s transphobic to state that “being a woman means having a vagina”; however, I think that line was meant to be a joke about how reductive it is to say that that’s all being a woman means. Being a woman, regardless of what genitalia you were born with, means way more than having a vagina.

    And “my oval office” is now my new favorite term for my cooch.

  3. hahaha! The ladies look like they had a lot of bloopers, especially Kate.

    I’m a Republi… *snickeing*
    Where do I want government? In my va… *giggles*
    My right to choose *laughs* to not have a choice…. *laughs uncontrollably*

    I wish I could see the behind the scenes.

  4. I am from here on out referring to my vagina as my oval office.

    “Step into my oval office.”
    “We have business to take care of in my oval office.”

    I will text my fiancee that she is needed in my oval office.

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