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Comedy

People Pissed Off About Not Getting What They Wanted For Christmas #FML

“I hate how my mom has to ruin christmas by getting everyone stupid gifts..where the hell is the iphone i asked for?! bitch!”

Riese December 27, 2011 128 Comments
Lesbian Sex

You Need Help: Four Special Questions

Straight BFF wins Straight Girl of the Year Award, we discuss vulvas, strap-ons and your girlfriend’s flaws. With special bonus feelings from MKO and Riese!

Laneia December 27, 2011 38 Comments
Politics + Activism

America Now More Pro-Equality, But Not More Pro-Choice: Figuring Out What Gays Did Right In 2011

There were huge strides for the queer community this year, while we lost ground for reproductive rights. What made the difference, and how can we make more progress on both fronts in 2012?

Rachel December 27, 2011 18 Comments
Christmas

Listling Without Commentary: Responses From AS Writers to “What Was Your Best X-Mas Gift Ever?”

“A used, tag-less shopping bag from the ’80s wrapped in an empty used candy box wrapped in trash.”

Laneia December 27, 2011 63 Comments
TV News & Trailers

Ab-Fab Is Back To Your Television in January And To Your Internet Viewing Device Now

Intern Bren’s Team Pick: Edina’s still a questionable mother, Patsy’s still on drugs, Granny’s still a klepto, but Saffy has a girlfriend! Well, maybe.

Bren December 27, 2011 20 Comments
Movie Features

“Pariah” Just Might Change The World: The Autostraddle Interviews

“Pariah” is the first mainstream American film about an African-American lesbian, and it’s really fucking good. You can watch our interview videos and read some words about it inside this post.

gabby December 27, 2011 40 Comments
Politics + Activism

Russia’s Gay Revolution, As Seen by An American Abroad

“Friends at home are asking me what’s going on with all the protests… I never know what to say.”

Rachel R December 27, 2011 19 Comments
Christmas

10 Crazy Cheap Things You Could Get Today Without Getting Off Your Ass

This article exists primarily for me to tell you about Dr.Quinn and Head Massagers.

Riese December 26, 2011 34 Comments
Politics + Activism

“Some Girls Like Superheroes”: Riley Knows What’s Up About Gender and Marketing

It’s the day after Christmas and last night your family said weird things to you and maybe even made you super sad / frustrated / confused. You deserve this.

Carmen December 26, 2011 26 Comments
Community

We’re So F*cking Brilliant: Autostraddle’s Best of 2011 Year-End Megapost

We’ve written 2,020 posts so far this year! Which were the best? Which were the most popular? The editors pick everybody else’s best posts and SO MUCH MORE!

the team December 26, 2011 59 Comments
NSFW Sunday

NSFW Sunday Wants to Kiss You Under the Mistletoe, Next to the Menorah

Welcome to NSFW Lesbosexy Holiday Sunday! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Weekend!

Guest December 25, 2011 24 Comments
Society + Culture

It’s Sunday Funday Even If You Don’t Celebrate Christmas, Because You’re Wearing A Cute Sweater

Ho, ho, ho, y’all.

Carmen December 25, 2011 12 Comments
Christmas

Christmakwanzakah Open Thread: Well, Happy Holigays Bitches

Merry Happy Festival of Things That People Either Believe In or Don’t! Let’s talk some shit out, yeah? a/s/l?

the team December 24, 2011 316 Comments
Pop Culture Fix

Rachel Maddow Is As Dreamy As You’d Expect In Her Interview With Slate

Rachel Maddow is the shining star in the room for an interview with Slate. Have I mentioned I love Rachel Maddow?

Lizz December 24, 2011 11 Comments
Gender

Dudes, Bettys, Ladies, And Men: The Gender Categories Of Online Retail

Gender binaries thrive online. What else can we expect from a space that is essentially nothing but ones and zeros?

Jezebel December 23, 2011 23 Comments
Community

It’s Time For Hey! Did You See That Comment? Friday

This week we have songs, books, food, and laughs to help you survive the holidays.

Laura December 23, 2011 10 Comments
Literature

Things I Read That I Love #6

Topics include pill culture, tough-love teen homes, Lorrie Moore, marketing, plane crashes and Justin Bieber!

Riese December 23, 2011 21 Comments
Politics + Activism

Gays Apologize For Destroying Minnesota GOP Senate Majority Leader’s Marriage

“On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community’s successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage.”

Jamie J. Hagen December 23, 2011 17 Comments
Geekery

Make A DIY Infographic Of What Makes You Awesome With Vizualize Me

Carmen’s Team Pick: Look how impressive the internet makes you!

Carmen December 23, 2011 5 Comments
Gender

Sugar and Spice, Bullying’s Not Nice: Teaching Gender Variance in the Classroom

“Later in the year, I opened my inbox one morning and read: “Andrew says he wants a Baby Alive doll and he doesn’t care if it’s for girls. Thank you, Ms. Melissa!”

Brittani December 23, 2011 14 Comments
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