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Food and Drink

When Life Gives You Lemons, Don’t Stop at Lemonade

Put those pantry pals to good use!

Kristen January 27, 2014 14 Comments
Geekery

Star Trek N00b, Episode 8: What Are Little Girls Made Of? (It’s Android Parts.)

“Kirk uses android therapy session. It is super effective.”

Loraine January 27, 2014 10 Comments
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#ProTransProChoice: Launching A New Reproductive Rights Movement

A new petition asks NARAL and Planned Parenthood to step up to the plate as trans* allies with more inclusive language.

Carmen January 27, 2014 16 Comments
Music

2014 Grammys Liveblog and Open Thread: Mary Lambert Fanclub Edition

Maddie and Lauren bring you their feelings about Mary lambert, Macklemore, outfits, Mary Lambert, the music industry, live performances, and Mary Lambert.

Lauren January 26, 2014 109 Comments
TV Show Recaps

Couples Therapy 404 Recap: Bungled Bunghole

Because you’ve always wanted to hear Jon Gosselin say the words “I’m not masturbating.”

Kate January 26, 2014 9 Comments
NSFW Sunday

NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Is Sleeping Naked

More reasons to have sex in case you need reasons to have sex, the power of nudity, vintage porn and more.

Ryan Yates January 26, 2014 7 Comments
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Sunday Funday Is Drinking Stoli Vodka in Vegas With Her Two Moms

From Russia, with love.

Carmen January 26, 2014 6 Comments
TV Show Recaps

American Horror Story 312 Recap: Go To Hell

Welcome to the penultimate episode of American Horror Story, the show that hits you in the face harder than a left hook from Misty Day.

Chelsea January 25, 2014 19 Comments
Geekery

Go Home, Internet, You’re Drunk: WTF is Dogecoin?

Dogecoin is a cryptocurrency based on the doge meme. And up until this story broke, I thought it was a joke.

A.E. Osworth January 25, 2014 25 Comments
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Tegan and Sara

Welcome to Saturday Morning Cartoons, a segment where four artists take turns delighting you with their whimsy, facts and punchlines on Saturday mornings!

Archie January 25, 2014 15 Comments
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Wilder Hungers: Long Lost Friends and Pomegranate-Glazed Eggplant

Yes, there is a recipe in here that has nothing to do with anything other than the fact that I found myself with too much Japanese eggplant one day.

Gabriella January 24, 2014 4 Comments
TV Feature

#AutoAri: These Real World Questions Are Emotionally Unstable Right Now

This week on The Real World: Ex-Plosion, Ari made you all fall deeply, deeply in love with her.

Carmen January 24, 2014 3 Comments
The L Word

The L Word Episode 112 Recap: Looking Back By Recapping “Looking Back”

Let’s take a little trip down memory lane by retro-recapping the Dinah Shore episode, in which the lesbians also take a trip down memory lane, which makes this recap very meta.

Riese January 24, 2014 20 Comments
Straddleverse

The Comment Awards Are (Still) Talking Laughing Loving Breathing

Are Diva Cups the new Swiss Army knife?

carrie January 24, 2014 4 Comments
Politics + Activism

This Media Campaign Is As Awesome As Trans-Exclusionary Medicaid Regulations Are Terrible

I hope in a couple generations, kids look at us like we are insane when we tell them about the current state of health care in this country. For trans people, especially trans women of color, the picture is particularly dire.

Adrian January 24, 2014 7 Comments
Literature

Lez Liberty Lit #38: My Handwriting Is Worse Than Yours

Maps, lesbian steampunk recommendations, today’s reason you’ll want to propose to Mallory Ortberg, reading women writers and more.

Ryan Yates January 24, 2014 5 Comments
Politics + Activism

Six Couples Sue For Right to Marry In Florida, Joining Dozens of Lawsuits for Marriage Equality

On Tuesday morning, six same sex couples and LGBT civil rights group Equality Florida filed a lawsuit in pursuit of marriage equality in the Sunshine State.

Laura Mandanas January 24, 2014 1 Comment
Literature

Things I Read That I Love #111: But If I Was Holding A Coconut

Topics include fundamentalist Christian homeschooling, V.C. Andrews, BUST Magazine, the Backstreet Boys, the House of Prayer, ghostwriting, The Greyhound and more!

Riese January 24, 2014 17 Comments
The L Word

More Than L-Words: Top 10 Fake L-Word Episodes I Just Made Up

There are so many great L-words they didn’t get to use.

Cara January 24, 2014 47 Comments
TV Show Recaps

Pretty Little Liars Episode 416 Recap: Closeted Encounters

This one’s for all the Emily/Ali fans out there. Here’s some fuel for your fanfics.

Hansen January 24, 2014 6 Comments
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