No Filter Gives Cara Delevingne The Best Girlfriend Award, Now And Forevermore

Welcome back to No Filter, where we take time we could have spent thinking about philosophy or politics or how to save the last Northern white rhinos on the entire planet, and instead we puzzle over the relationship status of Cara Delevingne. We’re all very proud of ourselves. This week, Laura Jane Grace has a huge surprise for us, Tegan and Sara are giving us a big box of trash, and Miley Cyrus is doing suggestive things to a dessert food. Let’s get to it!



Internet rumours are trying to tell me that Cara and Annie broke up recently, but that can’t be true because Cara just won the girlfriend award to end all girlfriend awards. I used to think it was Cara who’d fuck this up somehow but Annie, girl, hang onto this one. She’s a KEEPER.



Turns out Laura Jane Grace has been Beyoncé this entire time; nobody is surprised.


@stellamaxwell #fuckyeahChurros

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Miley Cyrus and Stella Maxwell are having a wholesome time with this delightful churro. Miley, I just want to love you; you need to stop with the cornrows.


At long last, Laverne Cox met Caitlyn Jenner.



At long last, Laverne Cox met this dinosaur.


pagedog
Just Ellen Page snuggling a dog.


friend-a-thon birthday

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All of your favourite queermos at one restaurant, where Leisha Hailey awkwardly eats a sandwich.


#taysteetuesday ?

A photo posted by Danielle Brooks (@daniebb3) on


SEASON 4 IS SO FAR AWAY AND I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M GOING TO LIVE.


I left my entire cd and dvd collection at the corner of mont royal and rue resther in montreal!

A photo posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on

If you were very, very fast, you could have picked up a bunch of priceless Milo and Otis VHS tapes and discarded Ace of Base albums. Cannot imagine the joy of whatever nerds biked over there fast enough to sort through these treasures.


This may or may not have happened last night. ????

A video posted by Samira Wiley (@whododatlikedat) on


Samira and Lauren being the best humans, hands down.


Join us next week, when Miley Cyrus hosts a garage sale full of pizza sheets, glitter shakers, discarded kittens and gold leaf rolling papers.

Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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34 Comments

  1. Suggest Cara got the guitar for herself, but quickly found that her tangle of limbs and disposition to cause tornados rendered her capable of little more than inexpert windmilling. Gifting to Annie was obviously the fallback plan.

  2. I “happened” to be “going for a walk” as soon as I saw the Tegan and Sara post but alas when “strolled” (read: ran) to that intersection there were only two boxes left and they were empty. So I took one for my cat. She loves it. Thanks Sara!

  3. I wasn’t able to comment earlier because work, but glad-ish to see the caption for Miley’s picture changed. -Ish because there’s no edit note, and it doesn’t make up for the racist original. Maybe edit notes aren’t AS’ approach but transparency/accountability would be cool.

    • hi!
      i was notified that you were upset by the previous comment and after discussing it with the senior editors, we decided to pull the joke and replace it.

      the initial post was not intended to be taken in a racial direction and was more a commentary on miley’s more masculine appearance, but i understand it could be interpreted that way and yeah, it was pretty dumb of me to post it without considering that. i’m sorry about that.

      it bums me out when miley still does stupid things like put her hair in cornrows; we can all do better.

  4. Milo and Otis was my FAV as a kid, right after Fox and the Hound. (Which I used to call Fuckin Sound on account of I couldn’t pronounce fox or hound, I guess?) Pretty sure I myself have a VHS Tape of Milo and Otis lying around…

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