Also: Ellen Page and a cute dog, Desiree Akhavan channels Bette Porter, Samira Wiley on a throne, Ari Fitz in mesh, Kate Moennig not at The Planet, King Princess in your daddy’s blazer and other pressing dispatches from queer celebrity instagram.
Most people didn’t understand the theme, but last night’s Met Gala was as glamorous and queer as ever! Maybe, even more than usual this year!! Here are some of my favorite looks, paired with literal notes on camp.
The couples (or maybe just VERY CLOSE FRIENDS) who set our hearts aflutter all year long.
Also, Lena Waithe gives you the eye and Samira Wiley will totally hold that for you.
Also, Stephanie Beatriz glams out in front of some shrubbery and Janelle Monáe is here to ruin your afternoon.
Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne have gone from publicly holding hands and canoodling to publicly kissing, which means it’s time to call this romance what it is!
Plus a queer Hocus Pocus (book) sequel, noise about TV cancellations and renewals, a trailer for Arrested Development’s fifth season, Kiersey Clemons’ new movie, and more!
Lena Waithe, Janelle Monáe, Stella Maxwell, Cara Delevingne, Ruby Rose and more!!
THEY’RE TOTALLY DATING (PROBABLY).
Also, Evan Rachel Wood is bisexual underground and Kristin Russo became a vapelord.
There’s a picture of Sara Ramirez smiling in here. Also, Lauren Jauregui met Cardi B and Gaby Dunn met her destiny.
In which Danielle Brooks is anthropomorphizing a wig, Gaby Dunn got a haircut and Brittani Nichols is fine.
This song is quietly ruining my life.
“Once I spoke about my sexual fluidity, people were like, ‘So you’re gay,'” she explains. “And I’m like, ‘No, I’m not gay…’ A lot of the friends I have who are straight have such an old way of thinking. It’s, ‘so you’re just gay, right?’ [They] don’t understand it.”
Just what it sounds like. Also, Clea DuVall, Cameron Esposito and the Quin twins are up to something and Brittani Nichols got a haircut.
Also, Gaby Dunn met a million dollars, St. Vincent did some research and No Filter gets meta.
Hey, remember when Cara was in Paper Towns and a sexist interviewer asked her if she had read the book? WELL SHE WROTE ONE. Also, Annie Clark has a special request, and there might be a ghost trapped inside Janelle Monáe.
In which Selena Forrest joins Whoopi Goldberg’s extended family, Ruby Rose feels feelings about sports and Jenny Owen Youngs creates dinosaurs with her BRAIN.
Also, Annie Clark won a prestigious acting award, Cara Delevingne is carousing with Margot Robbie, and Brittani Nichols has some stern words for her director.