But who gets custody of the rescue puppies and the sex bench?!?!?
Like all of us, Ali Krieger is waiting for a Zoom call.
Holland Taylor gives Sarah Paulson some eyes, Kate Moennig loves her dog, and Trace Lysette indulges in the kind of dramatics you simply love to see!
Don’t buy them the sex bench off their registry! They already have one!
You will not believe her pet name for Ashley, just trust me on this.
Also: Ellen Page and a cute dog, Desiree Akhavan channels Bette Porter, Samira Wiley on a throne, Ari Fitz in mesh, Kate Moennig not at The Planet, King Princess in your daddy’s blazer and other pressing dispatches from queer celebrity instagram.
Most people didn’t understand the theme, but last night’s Met Gala was as glamorous and queer as ever! Maybe, even more than usual this year!! Here are some of my favorite looks, paired with literal notes on camp.
The couples (or maybe just VERY CLOSE FRIENDS) who set our hearts aflutter all year long.
Also, Lena Waithe gives you the eye and Samira Wiley will totally hold that for you.
Also, Stephanie Beatriz glams out in front of some shrubbery and Janelle Monáe is here to ruin your afternoon.
Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne have gone from publicly holding hands and canoodling to publicly kissing, which means it’s time to call this romance what it is!
Plus a queer Hocus Pocus (book) sequel, noise about TV cancellations and renewals, a trailer for Arrested Development’s fifth season, Kiersey Clemons’ new movie, and more!
Lena Waithe, Janelle Monáe, Stella Maxwell, Cara Delevingne, Ruby Rose and more!!
THEY’RE TOTALLY DATING (PROBABLY).
Also, Evan Rachel Wood is bisexual underground and Kristin Russo became a vapelord.
There’s a picture of Sara Ramirez smiling in here. Also, Lauren Jauregui met Cardi B and Gaby Dunn met her destiny.
In which Danielle Brooks is anthropomorphizing a wig, Gaby Dunn got a haircut and Brittani Nichols is fine.
This song is quietly ruining my life.
“Once I spoke about my sexual fluidity, people were like, ‘So you’re gay,'” she explains. “And I’m like, ‘No, I’m not gay…’ A lot of the friends I have who are straight have such an old way of thinking. It’s, ‘so you’re just gay, right?’ [They] don’t understand it.”
Just what it sounds like. Also, Clea DuVall, Cameron Esposito and the Quin twins are up to something and Brittani Nichols got a haircut.