What if “Coming To America” starred Lena Waithe instead of Eddie Murphy? What if Sanaa Lathan and Gabrielle Union made out with each other at the end of “Love & Basketball”? What if black lesbians finally got to get the girl on the big screen? I’m buying the popcorn. You coming with?
Also, we all pause to gaze deeply into Lena Waithe’s eyes and the universe has some questions for Ashley Benson.
Also, Brittani Nichols hits the VMAs, Kristin Russo starts hoarding citrus and Ellen Page is in lo-o-o-o-ove.
Never before have my distaste for a show and love for its cast been so at odds.
Just what it sounds like. Also, Clea DuVall, Cameron Esposito and the Quin twins are up to something and Brittani Nichols got a haircut.
Danielle Brooks gets creative with tape, Jasika Nicole conquers the ocean and Holiday Quin enjoys a fine sparkling beverage.
Also, Kaki King met a feminist icon, Cara Delevingne went to Santa Con and Gabby Rivera busted out the holiday sweaters.
What have the rich and famous been up to this weekend? Oh, the ushe, lounging with some garbage weed, partying with reindeer and building tents for their cats.
In which Jenny Owen Youngs is starting a new life among the ostriches, Ruby Rose is reunited with her iconic BFF and Brittani Nichols has a dance for you.
Also, the cast of Orange Is The New Black are supporting the singer of their theme song, Ruby Rose looks a damn mess and Queen Latifah has no idea how she ended up in this column.
Is Lindsay Lohan currently possessed by a demon?! I don’t know, but here’s a dog jumping into Jenny Owen Youngs’ lap! Also, Soko is dancing and Ellen Page is busy being supportive and adorable.
Also, Evan Rachel Wood plays the theremin, Kate Moennig takes on the Champ and Demi Lovato rolls into New Jersey in style.
Samira Wiley’s got a shirt you’re gonna like, Jenny Owen Youngs wrote you a new theme song for Rizzoli and Isles, and Amandla Stenberg is really raising the bar for Instagram users everywhere.
Also, the cast of Orange Is The New Black are being extra adorable, Demi Lovato is on the warpath and Ruby Rose maybe has a new girlfriend.
What if Brittani Nichols decided to hold a baby bunny? What if Laura Jane Grace just happened to be inside a video game? What if Soko were posting about the single life?
We’ve also got Ruby Rose dressed as a tree and Kate Moennig dressed as a terrifying clown.
Kristen Stewart and Soko sure are good friends! Also, Leisha Hailey takes a dance class, Ingrid Nilsen catches you a fish.
This week, Samira Wiley is dancing with a statue, Kaki King is partying with Melissa Etheridge, and Sarah Paulson potentially gets a mystery haircut.
You’ve had a hard week, maybe you’d like to watch this video of Ellen Page’s dog trying to eat xylophone mallets instead.
This week, a bunch of famous people made cute faces while doing enviable things. I didn’t change out of my pajamas or talk to another living soul for two full days. Who wore it best?!??!!