No Filter: Carrie Brownstein, Take It Down A Notch

Welcome back to No Filter, your weekly dose of celebrity Instagram with a side of whatever Kristen Stewart’s been doing with herself (this week, it was wearing Chanel to a Chanel Oscars party). This week, everybody went to the Oscars and it was very impressive and we found out that Caitlyn Jenner and Andreja Pejic are not dating (we didn’t even think they were, but OK!).


Latergram. Caught eating that new @oreo chocolate. Ha! #oreos #oreochocolatecandy #ad #hongry #soexcited #bts

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Look at this perfect queen eating chocolate in a limo. Janelle’s overall Oscar season Instagram situation has been really top notch.


Back in Portland for the night. So I put on a suit and made the most of it.

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Carrie Brownstein wore this insanely perfect suit to a Sleater-Kinney show in Portland and none of us are ever going to look this good in a blazer so we might as well give up now.


The secret to how I kept the girls up all night… ?

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DANIELLE BROOKS YOU CAN KEEP THE GIRLS UP ALL NIGHT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.



Trace Lysette, you need to calm down. I am actually upset by how long I’ve been watching this gif.


"Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag?…Wait." #bandlife ?#fakefur

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Evan Rachel Wood is high again. Girl, it’s a cheetah.



Listen, I don’t know anything about knitting but I know that I am obsessed with this sweater Jasika Nicole made.


Backstage business time selfie at the Oscars party

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El Sanchez is here to inquire about the businessperson’s special.


Same

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You know what we haven’t been covering nearly enough of in this column? Sara Quin’s cat drinking a La Croix.


Join us next week, when I’d like to have a better understanding of who exactly Danielle Brooks is taping up. Is it me? I hope it’s me.

Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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17 Comments

  1. I totaly blanked out for a moment after that Carrie Brownstein picture. She’s just soooo cool. It’s like do you want to be her bff? Date her? Or be like her? Fuck!

  2. I’m watching a Portland rerun and sometimes I don’t even like the episode but I can’t stop watching just to look at Carrie Brownstein’s face for longer time.
    You aren’t helping, Stef!

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