Welcome back to No Filter, your weekly dose of celebrity Instagram with a side of whatever Kristen Stewart’s been doing with herself (this week, it was wearing Chanel to a Chanel Oscars party). This week, everybody went to the Oscars and it was very impressive and we found out that Caitlyn Jenner and Andreja Pejic are not dating (we didn’t even think they were, but OK!).
Look at this perfect queen eating chocolate in a limo. Janelle’s overall Oscar season Instagram situation has been really top notch.
Carrie Brownstein wore this insanely perfect suit to a Sleater-Kinney show in Portland and none of us are ever going to look this good in a blazer so we might as well give up now.
DANIELLE BROOKS YOU CAN KEEP THE GIRLS UP ALL NIGHT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
#Transparent's @tracelysette is here! #SpiritAwards pic.twitter.com/OQdfCsNx1H
— IFC (@IFC) February 25, 2017
Trace Lysette, you need to calm down. I am actually upset by how long I’ve been watching this gif.
Evan Rachel Wood is high again. Girl, it’s a cheetah.
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#embraceoctopussweater is complete 🐙🐙🐙🐙! this is the third version of this sweater I've made but the first one intended for myself that actually fit (my second attempt was too small and got gifted to a very fashionable young friend of mine). I'm SO HAPPY with how it turned out- I love the yarn (@malabrigoyarn ) and the loose and cozy fit and obviously the pattern, which is pretty exceptional. Was gonna blog about it since I don't really post on ravelry anymore but not sure if it's very interesting reading- do y'all like reading about knitting on your sewing blogs? either way, happy to finally be done with this pattern and sharing it here! #knittersofinstagram
Listen, I don’t know anything about knitting but I know that I am obsessed with this sweater Jasika Nicole made.
El Sanchez is here to inquire about the businessperson’s special.
You know what we haven’t been covering nearly enough of in this column? Sara Quin’s cat drinking a La Croix.
Join us next week, when I’d like to have a better understanding of who exactly Danielle Brooks is taping up. Is it me? I hope it’s me.
Danielle Brooks’ FACE. GODDESS.
this feels like 2 much. overwhelmed.
jasika is such a leetle cinnamon roll
Trace Lysette is soooo gorgeous. <3
Carrie’s suit. I just died.
I assume Danielle Brooks is taping up her boobs? Or is this one of those things where you know what she’s doing but are pretending not to know for humorous purposes?
Oh. The GIRLS. Yeah, as a giant-boobed person, I am ashamed I didn’t get that.
I didn’t think she was pretending not to know, I thought it was just innuendo. But maybe that just says something about me…
I totaly blanked out for a moment after that Carrie Brownstein picture. She’s just soooo cool. It’s like do you want to be her bff? Date her? Or be like her? Fuck!
I’m watching a Portland rerun and sometimes I don’t even like the episode but I can’t stop watching just to look at Carrie Brownstein’s face for longer time.
You aren’t helping, Stef!
“because I want to keep looking at CB’s face for longer time” is what I meant to say. I don’t know if I made sense on my previous comment.
*flattered* / *willfully misinterpreting “CB”*
When I first saw Rocío’s comment in the sidebar, I thought of you first too, CB, before I noticed the context of the article.
I was referring to you ;)
hey-o! i mean, my hair IS looking good today…
Ugh, Portlandia* (I was distracted today).
Has Janelle Monae officially come out and I missed it? Because it’s my greatest wish for 2017