Also, Demi Lovato has a potential new business venture and tbh we’re all still dealing with Lena Waithe’s haircut.
Also, Lena Waithe met Obama, Sara Ramirez is trying to actually kill you and Lauren Jauregui sent you a flirtatious text message.
Annie Clark takes things I think I’d never wear in a million years and suddenly, I need them.
Also, Chelsea Manning gets literal, Gabby Rivera cackles in the streets and Ruby Tandoh takes the Bake-Off back from the straights.
This song is quietly ruining my life.
Also, Stephanie Beatriz makes friends with a ghost and Brittani Nichols straight-up ghosts you.
Brittani Nichols fights the forces of evil, Annie Clark needs more mushrooms and El Sanchez lives even mas.
Also, Carrie Brownstein shills for her new girlfriend, Jiz Lee fights the good fight and Ruby Rose is thrilled to receive a can of sardines with her name on it.
Also, Tegan and Sara crawl out of the cabbage patch and Brittani Nichols joins Samira and Lauren’s wedding procession.
Look, I don’t like this any more than you do.
Also, Holland Taylor has a tramp stamp, Jiz Lee brings us a dispatch from the Butch Ballet and Laura Jane Grace (maybe) has a new boo.
There’s no better distraction than music to keep your heart and hands from sending a message you might regret.
What if Brittani Nichols decided to hold a baby bunny? What if Laura Jane Grace just happened to be inside a video game? What if Soko were posting about the single life?
You’ve had a hard week, maybe you’d like to watch this video of Ellen Page’s dog trying to eat xylophone mallets instead.
And seriously, Cara? The Eiffel Tower? I thought you were COOL.
The cast of Transparent at the Golden Globes, Amandla Stenberg’s debut appearance and a bonus appearance by the ghost of Ruby Rose.
Come for the snuggly couples shots, stay for this picture of St. Vincent holding this giant turtle.
Join us as we celebrate Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli, Hannah Hart and Ingrid Nilsen and a host of other women who the press believe to be verrrry good friends.
Ellen Page in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume, that is all, thank you.